Well...

You can't summon him.

He's bound to Hell

He can't leave unless he's given permission from Jesus and God

The irony here is even tunics had gender variants in their time. And Jesus acted manly and had strong man disposition. So Candace Owens wins.

He also does not believe in neutrality.

"He who is not with Me is against Me, and he who does not gather with Me scatters." (Matthew 12:30, TLV)

One thing a lot of Atheists and Christians get confused about is that you don't go to Hell for not believing, you go to Hell for rejecting God and his revelations.

And that Hell is not a place of literal fire but a place of unquenchable shame and disgrace.
https://www.tektonics.org/uz/2muchshame.php

But also eternal suffering

Yes, hell is absence of God. So if you don't want to have a relationship with God then you are going to a place where doesn't exist.

Are you talking about rn ?

Bring back the Zoroastrianist to persia

Maybe

Question for the Catholics:

Umm...this conversation doesn't seem like the greatest, but if I had to answer I would start by saying Jesus never wanted people to walk away from him. That being said he also says if someone strikes you on one cheek, to offer the other...so I think it's up in the air.

Jesus did suffer from emotions of man, but his were aligned with the will of the Father, allowing them to be guided in the right direction. Therefore he did not objectify a woman down to her body parts, and was not a boobs man or ass man.

That is a better way to describe it, one that my wife would approve of.

What do think is the purpose of life?

i believe that Christ valued boobs and ass equally, for they both are equally important parts of the human body

@Mr.Shrek 😆

The answer to life is 42

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Glorification of God the Father, His Son Jesus, and the Holy Spirit. And loving everyone, even your worst enemies, as God loves us.

can a weapon be blessed by a priest

if so i'll call this the holy trinity (idea from @ThiccSpicyGenderRevealParty )

WHEW! Any Christians on here: Y'all read Psalm 64-

So one, Christ was sinless, so there was no way he had any sense of lust for women or even men for that matter.
Second, He created the human body! To suggest he has preference for one body part over another is not only absurd but blasphemous itself! He loves all body parts of the human body because He loves what He creates.
Also, I'm not Catholic and even I find this question kinda stupid.

I'm a lutheran, but sometimes I wonder. God is all knowning, he could foresee that adam and eve would fall into sin, is that what he wanted, if so, why?

What does it mean to be Lutheran?

It is a chirstan denomination

He didn’t want that, but He also doesn’t want mindless drones.
That’s why we have free will. He doesn’t force us to love or obey Him, He wants us to freely choose to do it

But God openly hates sin, but he knew it would happen

He wanted us to fall into sin to exersise free will?

I suppose that's an acceptable answer

I know that it’s a demonination, but how is Lutheran different from other denominations?

He didn’t want us to fall into sin. But God won’t force them to not sin. That would take away free will

Fair enough

It’s like current laws; technically you could go and shoot your neighbor, but you shouldn’t

That would be bad

Other denominations don't have satirical YouTube channels. https://lutheransatire.org/