😂

Ok then...

Showing their true colors.

I told my hyper religious aunt that my bible was my biology book. Guess who got kicked out

Why?

Eh, she knows a like to joke around but guess she took that joke to serious-

Islam is really a cancer

anybody that thinks having intimate relations with a 9 year old is acceptable is evil

that *Might* be true but this isn't a place to bash other religions

I saw this on tumblr and had to laugh <:KEK:726877368601411624>

Idiots lmao

Demons are scum

Defied an oppressive system... Well, that's idiotic. The justice system is oppressive towards murderers. God judges the wicked.

demons led a failed revolution <:KEK:726877368601411624> that's what i always find entertaining

They fought a failed revolution. I don't see how they thought they stood a chance

the funniest thing is a lot of self-proclaimed demonologists/witches/demon-worshippers nowadays somehow also happen to be communists 😂

Satan didn't "fight an oppressive system", no. He had too much pride in himself, causing him to want all the praise. He defied God and as a result, was cast down from Heaven

The Ten Commandments

Perfect

Witches try to hex people for the most stupid reasons and it always backfires

If Someone has had sex before marriage can they still become Catholic?

Absolutely. But you'll have to go to confessions.

Yes but you have to confess

Demons failed and it’s hilarious seeing people try to defend them

Imagine trying to defend the creator of evil

Which is satan

Can someone explain confessions to me?

It basically you confess your sins to the Priest and ask for forgiveness

Oh...you confess your sins to a man and he for givesyou ?

Catholics confess to a priest who is supposedly their connection to God. I pray directly to God and ask for forgiveness (although confessing to others is good to).

Christians confess to God directly. Only He can forgive you for your sin. But it is good to confess to people that you can trust.

Even demons believe God and Jesus exist-

Even Satan has to ask God to test people

Its not for me its for a friend I was raised Catholic

Friend or not, it's possible

Ok I just am asking cause she wants to become a catholic

I have like not made eye contact with a guy

Understandable

i've a demonologist told me i'm not welcome in hell <:KEK:726877368601411624> guess i'm going to heaven

i've always want a witch to perform a hex on me to see if they're real lol