I had a Tokay

They're pretty cool, but not very friendly

so I can hang it on my wall

fat tails are way friendlier

I just like things for my room

so model or plush animals

I have this rubber snake

it was so worth the buck fifty I paid for it

had so many good laughs with it

Lol yeh, I had one that was flexible, could pose it any way, make it look like it was coming out from under the steps etc

Good times

the Science and Surplus store by us had a life sized super realistic Nile Monitor figure

I wish I had the money for it

If I did it would have been worth the money

Da runkey

I like pranking people

as long as they can take it

I like pranking people

I could care less if they can take it

That's why I love life like models of snakes and lizards

I threw a live toad on a woman that has a phobia. She cried, I laughed

Yeah, I'm that guy

toads are harmless and eat flies and other pests

😂😂

I stuck the rubber snake in my mom's pillow

I heard her sheik and I laughed

@BIRdOS u freaking squirrel cursed me tonight dammit.

Sitting in my ladder stand, waiting to see deer, a squirrel nest in the tree in front of me about 30ft higher just exploded with fat squirrels going nuts.

They must be mad i haven't given their fat little butts anymore corn

Came to my tree and ran up and down it harassing me all evening

7 am service call. Customer barely speaks a lick of English calls saying no heat .. well cat got down the ducts and fell 2 flights of the house to the basement ducts . he turned heat off and that’s all I heard .. I’ve been around enough cats I made him reach in after it 😹

Was funny looking back at it. I was calling for it and could hear his little paws inside the duct and the poor bastard meowing for help

The vent cover was missing underneath the cabinet and the little shit got down that way.

Pfft

XD

Now that is some funni shit right there

Hey at least they found him. That'd be a terrible way to go

I bought a new fish, he is named Dr. J. Pendleton, he is a doctorate of gender theory and has a master's degree in lesbian dance theory. Pictures soon to come