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As someone whose parents made a deliberate choice not to claim this lie to any of their children, I find this annoying that our government would do this.

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Bruh

1. You aren't allowed to see Santa

2. Yes I wouldn't offer a black man cookies if he broke into my house

3. But I would offer a black santa cookies if he entered my place of residence to give me presents

It's like they are running out of ideas

They have been for awhile. Remember when they were telling us we shouldn’t sing Happy Birthday because we could spread COVID with the “p” and “b” sounds?

Leave it to cnn to bring race into everything

And **we’re** the “racist party” (my ass)

Because only white people celebrate Christmas.

Sorry, I'm not going to ask everyone "Do you celebrate Christmas?" before I say merry Christmas.

Christmas.... the celebration surrounding a Jewish mans birth who would eventually tell you to love your neighbor as yourself... Sure Jen

*“Bah!” said Scrooge, “Humbug!”* - A Christmas Carol

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Lol

Lol

Buzzfeed back at it again

Straight people🥶

They are back at going woke and they are going back at going broke

It's shit like that is the reason why I'm listening to fucking fleetwood mac

but without straight ppl, non straight wouldn't reproduce

Seriously though fleetwood mac is really good

Tusk is one of my favorite songs

But that's neither here nor there

but but but... adoption! wait....

adoption only happens from unprotected unaborted straight sex

lol k

it's ok sometimes other people's jokes go over my head

it's hard to tell online sometimes lol

they're screwed if they do, they're screwed if they don't....basically they get screwed and somebody is having an orgasm

there's always like invetro or invitro however you spell that

in vitro