Message from @Dank_Furry_Pirate

Discord ID: 792482225508974612


2020-12-26 02:23:48 UTC  

Sorry, I'm not going to ask everyone "Do you celebrate Christmas?" before I say merry Christmas.

2020-12-26 07:58:18 UTC  

Christmas.... the celebration surrounding a Jewish mans birth who would eventually tell you to love your neighbor as yourself... Sure Jen

2020-12-26 08:02:08 UTC  

*“Bah!” said Scrooge, “Humbug!”* - A Christmas Carol

2020-12-26 08:02:23 UTC  

😆

2020-12-26 08:08:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/744605678231879751/792302860502433802/kitty_humbug.gif

2020-12-26 08:08:50 UTC  

Lol

2020-12-26 08:51:32 UTC  

Lol

2020-12-26 17:53:49 UTC  

Buzzfeed back at it again

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/744605678231879751/792450109497016380/image0.jpg

2020-12-26 17:57:20 UTC  

Straight people🥶

2020-12-26 17:58:27 UTC  

They are back at going woke and they are going back at going broke

2020-12-26 18:17:59 UTC  

It's shit like that is the reason why I'm listening to fucking fleetwood mac

2020-12-26 19:47:52 UTC  

but without straight ppl, non straight wouldn't reproduce

2020-12-26 19:54:02 UTC  

Seriously though fleetwood mac is really good

2020-12-26 19:54:10 UTC  

Tusk is one of my favorite songs

2020-12-26 19:54:22 UTC  

But that's neither here nor there

2020-12-26 19:59:25 UTC  

but but but... adoption! wait....

2020-12-26 20:00:26 UTC  

adoption only happens from unprotected unaborted straight sex

2020-12-26 20:00:44 UTC  

lol k

2020-12-26 20:01:00 UTC  

it's ok sometimes other people's jokes go over my head

2020-12-26 20:01:14 UTC  

it's hard to tell online sometimes lol

2020-12-26 20:01:26 UTC  

they're screwed if they do, they're screwed if they don't....basically they get screwed and somebody is having an orgasm

2020-12-26 20:02:09 UTC  

there's always like invetro or invitro however you spell that

2020-12-26 20:02:29 UTC  

in vitro

2020-12-26 20:02:48 UTC  

the odds reduce drastically in their favor when they increase 'soy' into the diets of the males

2020-12-26 20:02:48 UTC  

IVF

2020-12-26 20:03:10 UTC  

yeah i'm pretty sure natural is the best way

2020-12-26 20:03:15 UTC  

most successful way

2020-12-26 20:03:56 UTC  

it's just funny that these <:Idiots:720119404020367390> want war against heterosexuality when they're only here because of heterosexuality

2020-12-26 20:14:00 UTC  

well...they need hertro and bi-curious both

2020-12-26 20:14:25 UTC  

it basically bridges the gap between 'kinks'

2020-12-26 23:22:53 UTC  

Jokes aside, the lack of self awareness from these people is almost impressive
https://twitter.com/RaheemKassam/status/1342873755576659968?s=19

2020-12-27 00:05:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/744605678231879751/792543556136861726/1609024827842.png

2020-12-27 00:14:07 UTC  

"Duuurrrrr white supremacy, durrrrr racism." <:Brainlet:752612764287238240>

2020-12-27 00:15:01 UTC  

We care about race to much

2020-12-27 00:15:09 UTC  

and by we I mean racists

2020-12-27 00:15:19 UTC  

and by racists I mean democrats

2020-12-27 00:15:31 UTC  

Once a confederate always a confederate

2020-12-27 10:56:18 UTC  

Mother knows best...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/744605678231879751/792707424636633108/motherknowsbest.jpg

2020-12-27 11:19:30 UTC  

I fly alot and i have to say, you don't see very many people reading on planes these days. I always try to read 100 pages at least. Personally, I can't handle watching movies on a little screen.

2020-12-27 11:20:24 UTC  

I feel you, although I do tend to listen to audiobooks on my phone more often than not, especially when exercising

2020-12-27 11:25:37 UTC  

What's the source on this?