at this point, I'm honestly what you would call a gatekeeper

If you aren't celebrating the original content, get out. Fanfic is fine and I wrote a lot of fanfic back in the day but make it make sense and celebrate what everyone is here to celebrate

I hate how educations now just basically teach kids to hate their country and even skin

pretty much

> I hate how educations now just basically teach kids to hate their country and even skin
@IronDukeV it's so backward. people honestly don't appreciate how America is great, compared to the rest of the world

facts

> @IronDukeV it's so backward. people honestly don't appreciate how America is great, compared to the rest of the world
@isoboto "name one good thing about America"

I came from a socialist country and honestly I just want miracles

@dastenhero oh boy. You gonna get me going? Lemme switch to my pc. Unless you’re joking if you’re being sarcastic I don’t want to bother typing

I'm kidding XD

people loooooove to pull that one

@SmokyCopCar he was being sarcastic

It's like
go-to liberal meltdown stuff

True

"What makes us so great? Overspending on the military??" *calls the mods*

I can smell the hair dye through the screen, I swear

> @isoboto "name one good thing about America"
@dastenhero The freedom, for one. where you can freely complain about your fascist dictator and even received money for it

Lmao if I suck at one thing, it’s picking up on sarcasm. *I’m great at using it myself though* <:KEK:726877368601411624>

lmfao

tbh I don't even blame you at this point
so much of our world is insane that people genuinely are unable to tell

> "What makes us so great? Overspending on the military??" *calls the mods*
@dastenhero "Then you should be happy under Trump we're pulling our troops back! Less personnel overseas -- more money goes into infrastructure!"

tRuMp iS a fAScIst dIcTAtoR rEEEeeeeeeEeee

I watched a video last night of a woman singing about her sex life unironically on Bill Nye's show and thought it was a parody until the video ended and I realized they thought they were cool

> Lmao if I suck at one thing, it’s picking up on sarcasm. *I’m great at using it myself though* <:KEK:726877368601411624>
@SmokyCopCar lmao i tend to try and answer everything with an inch of sarcasm if i'm not sure whether the other person is serious or sarcastic

> tRuMp iS a fAScIst dIcTAtoR rEEEeeeeeeEeee
@IronDukeV So fascist he loses an election

so fascist he did not arrest them

😳

I was also watching Onion videos last night and stumbled upon a headline that said "911 Dispatcher mocks drowning woman in the final few seconds of her life" and I laughed until I realized the publisher - CBS news

> I watched a video last night of a woman singing about her sex life unironically on Bill Nye's show and thought it was a parody until the video ended and I realized they thought they were cool
@dastenhero W H Y. I'm cool with people bragging about sex life but brag with your friends, not the world lmaoooo

> I was also watching Onion videos last night and stumbled upon a headline that said "911 Dispatcher mocks drowning woman in the final few seconds of her life" and I laughed until I realized the publisher - CBS news
@dastenhero holy fuck. Defund Dispatcher

> @dastenhero W H Y. I'm cool with people bragging about sex life but brag with your friends, not the world lmaoooo
@isoboto I also saw confessions on Quora today from dozens of people condoning incest between mothers and sons

they had personal experience

> @isoboto I also saw confessions on Quora today from dozens of people condoning incest between mothers and sons
@dastenhero *hides* at least Christians don't condone dad-daughter incest

like honestly sarcasm is dead. The world is too absurd

Yeah

*I wonder what political affiliation all of them are...*

> they had personal experience
@dastenhero no joke, but right now a bunch of people are defending incest.........

like fr welcome to the left

> like honestly sarcasm is dead. The world is too absurd
@dastenhero The world needs to go back to the state of sarcasm overflowing. it makes life easier to bear

We may have Nazis, but some of the people on the left are toting "healthy sexual relationships" between preteen guys and their moms. Makes *me* want to have a meltdown

I love the meltdowns that come as a result of calling it abnormal, too