Who are you even talking to? xD
so... why friendzone?
lol
A girl on tinder?
"virgin" i was dating
Ah
So an ex?
i dont fucking know
she crazy
Now it's hammock time. Since my damn recliner's controller has decided it doesn't like working.
she wont tell me the truth, but i can deduce it
Hammock aka sex swing
Lol
It's really good when she's on top or for spooning. Dubious for missionary.
a fleshlight will never lie to you
Be careful not to get it pregnant
"Dubious for missionary" i would really want to know how the fuck you do that in a hammock
You should bend her over and then swing the swing then aim for the pussy
Her on top is my favorite position
But dont miss
^
nothing better then cowgirl.
Well, you get three possibilities with a miss.
not going to lie
You get shit on your dick, nothing butt air, or a broken dick.
Cowgirl actually makes her do some work, like damn
Lotus does, too.
That was pretty fun.
I don't know that position.
I recommend the camel clutch
Oh boi. I don't know all these fancy names xD
That sounds like grab 'em by the pussy for muzzies.
the camel clutch sounds like a icecream bar
lotus is that seated meditation pose, but adapted for the nookie.
well
Ahh
i ended it there for tonight.
Ok
I like that position too
