OHHH
i asked why she was on a dating app "tinder"
"just looking for someone to talk to and making friends lol"
Mhmm
WAY TO DODGE THAT SHIT
hahahahahahahaha
yea, tinder is for friends
Good evening, gentlemen.
i told her to try meetup next time
that's why i get so many dick picks
I've made so many great friends on tinder
teefucking hee
Good evening
Grindr too
Getting friendzoned doesn't count, Max.
Lul
well
just told her, i very clearly wrote my intentions on my profile
Welp, I'm going to sleep now. I was working this whole time. Finally decided to check in.
Who are you even talking to? xD
so... why friendzone?
lol
A girl on tinder?
"virgin" i was dating
Ah
So an ex?
i dont fucking know
she crazy
Now it's hammock time. Since my damn recliner's controller has decided it doesn't like working.
she wont tell me the truth, but i can deduce it
Hammock aka sex swing
Lol
It's really good when she's on top or for spooning. Dubious for missionary.
a fleshlight will never lie to you
Be careful not to get it pregnant
"Dubious for missionary" i would really want to know how the fuck you do that in a hammock
You should bend her over and then swing the swing then aim for the pussy
Her on top is my favorite position
But dont miss
^
nothing better then cowgirl.
