"Dubious for missionary" i would really want to know how the fuck you do that in a hammock

You should bend her over and then swing the swing then aim for the pussy

Her on top is my favorite position

But dont miss

^

nothing better then cowgirl.

Well, you get three possibilities with a miss.

not going to lie

You get shit on your dick, nothing butt air, or a broken dick.

Cowgirl actually makes her do some work, like damn

^

Lotus does, too.

That was pretty fun.

I don't know that position.

I recommend the camel clutch

Oh boi. I don't know all these fancy names xD

That sounds like grab 'em by the pussy for muzzies.

the camel clutch sounds like a icecream bar

Lol

lotus is that seated meditation pose, but adapted for the nookie.

well

Ahh

i ended it there for tonight.

Ok

I like that position too

And?

said, "i still haven't decided if i want to stay in touch. You don't seem like an honest person to me"

Oh boy

hahahahahaha

And?

you're not the honest one

*smoke bomb*

nice.

more beating around the bush

Way to keep frame xD

i understand friendzone

time to pop smoke and just ignore that cunt

been there, they all lie when they say just friends

no matter how fucking much they say it.

Friend zone is a shit test

maybe reply with, "i think that would be for the best, i will explore other dating options after this conversation"