A girl on tinder?

"virgin" i was dating

Ah

So an ex?

i dont fucking know

she crazy

Now it's hammock time. Since my damn recliner's controller has decided it doesn't like working.

she wont tell me the truth, but i can deduce it

Hammock aka sex swing

Lol

It's really good when she's on top or for spooning. Dubious for missionary.

a fleshlight will never lie to you

Be careful not to get it pregnant

"Dubious for missionary" i would really want to know how the fuck you do that in a hammock

You should bend her over and then swing the swing then aim for the pussy

Her on top is my favorite position

But dont miss

^

nothing better then cowgirl.

Well, you get three possibilities with a miss.

not going to lie

You get shit on your dick, nothing butt air, or a broken dick.

Cowgirl actually makes her do some work, like damn

^

Lotus does, too.

That was pretty fun.

I don't know that position.

I recommend the camel clutch

Oh boi. I don't know all these fancy names xD

That sounds like grab 'em by the pussy for muzzies.

the camel clutch sounds like a icecream bar

Lol

lotus is that seated meditation pose, but adapted for the nookie.

well

Ahh

i ended it there for tonight.

Ok

I like that position too

And?

said, "i still haven't decided if i want to stay in touch. You don't seem like an honest person to me"

Oh boy