Message from @Sporkinator

Discord ID: 781663339058954251


2020-11-26 22:24:33 UTC  

The sun is also round.

2020-11-26 22:25:01 UTC  

They're telling us that everything is round except the Earth? _LOL_

2020-11-26 22:29:57 UTC  

The moon is just lens flare

2020-11-26 22:36:29 UTC  

**The Moon:** “You’re just a lens flare!”

2020-11-26 22:41:53 UTC  

**The Sun**: "Am I a joke to you?"

2020-11-26 22:43:53 UTC  

Typical rounders, just because *everything else* is round doesn't make us round geez

2020-11-26 22:45:45 UTC  

Did you just assume my planet's geometric type?

2020-11-26 22:47:22 UTC  

When people tell me my opinion doesn't matter because I'm <insert skin color>:

_Did you just assume my race?_ 🤡

2020-11-26 22:47:31 UTC  

gASP!

2020-11-26 22:48:09 UTC  

I mean it is actually kinda funny the whole flat thing, like, it provides excellent entertainment

2020-11-26 22:56:33 UTC  

The whole "transgender" joke and the "Did you just assume my gender?" joke was funny at first, but now I've heard it too many times, and some people are taking it literally instead of the joke that it is, and now I'm _so done_ with that clown nonsense. The same will eventually be true of the running "flat Earth" joke, if it isn't already. Haha.

2020-11-26 23:05:25 UTC  

Oh, and same is true of the whole "Covid-19" joke. It's old now, so I suggest we stop pretending that there is a pandemic, stop pretending that we need masks, etc.

2020-11-26 23:19:44 UTC  

So...why was Buzz Aldron, Neil Armstrong and Co so freaked out after the moon trip?

2020-11-26 23:25:05 UTC  

They were "freaked out"?

2020-11-26 23:26:27 UTC  

Also, if the Earth is flat, how can it be daytime here, but night time elsewhere, at the same time? <:thinking:726878987837636698>

2020-11-26 23:28:03 UTC  

I can literally call somebody via a messaging app, like Skype, overseas. We can point our webcams at a nearby window. One of us sees night, the other, day.

2020-11-26 23:29:33 UTC  

Seasons. Mainly summer and winter. Here, we're headed into winter. In Australia, they're headed into summer.

2020-11-26 23:30:11 UTC  

Northern hemi**sphere**, Southern hemi**sphere**.

2020-11-26 23:30:22 UTC  

That’s cause night is an illusion created by the government. It’s always day no matter what.

2020-11-26 23:30:46 UTC  

🤣 😆 😂 🤡 lol

2020-11-26 23:31:02 UTC  

The only thing flat-Earthers fear is sphere itself.

2020-11-26 23:31:07 UTC  

That’s the CIA’s biggest. Shit. A dot.

2020-11-26 23:32:26 UTC  

If the Earth were shaped like a pancake or a frisbee, it'd be round and flat at the same time. But the Earth is neither flat nor round. It's mostly spherical. :P

2020-11-26 23:33:42 UTC  

Interesting. Let's overthrow the government to get rid of night time. 🤣

2020-11-26 23:34:28 UTC  

Ye

2020-11-26 23:34:31 UTC  

DAY SUPREMACY

2020-11-26 23:34:38 UTC  

The nation of the Sun will rise

2020-11-26 23:35:00 UTC  

Ask President Trump to condemn _Night Supremacy!_

OmegaLUL.

2020-11-26 23:38:47 UTC  

Lol

2020-11-26 23:39:37 UTC  

Next you'll tell me that the entire world is an illusion created by the government, and if we dismantle the government, everything vanishes. 🤣

2020-11-26 23:40:11 UTC  

Oh wait, that's kind of true. 🤔

2020-11-26 23:41:15 UTC  

Sharing globe earth propaganda in my absence I see

2020-11-26 23:42:26 UTC  

Because 1 + 1 = 2 and E = MC2, Earth = Flat. Obviously

2020-11-26 23:44:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763630921403465728/781666599781662740/iu.png

2020-11-26 23:58:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763630921403465728/781670316510412820/image0.jpg

2020-11-27 00:14:25 UTC  

Coronavirus is a scam, right?

2020-11-27 00:20:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763630921403465728/781675707687501834/Screen_Shot_2020-11-24_at_6.24.29_PM.png

2020-11-27 00:20:31 UTC  

i got bored and then i just found out the triangles in the middle looked like...

2020-11-27 00:20:42 UTC  

That I can say, has a low chance of possibility.
He denied the commencement of Northwoods, which is a mission intended to bring down Castro's Cuba, their huge enemy that's just in their backyard.

2020-11-27 00:21:33 UTC  

Northwoods is a mission that was a false flag operation. The CIA intended to blow up some apartments, blame it on Cuba, then use that to justify an invasion.

2020-11-27 00:22:16 UTC  

ah yes false flags