Message from @Sporkinator

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2020-11-26 22:05:08 UTC  

Yeah the earth is not flat lol

2020-11-26 22:06:49 UTC  

We need to round up all the flat-Earth lunatics and send them into orbit. Let them see the not-flat Earth in all its glory.

2020-11-26 22:07:05 UTC  

To be fair, that's one heck of a red pill

2020-11-26 22:07:19 UTC  

Although -- you know a lot of astronauts are lefties right?

2020-11-26 22:07:23 UTC  

We let them go into space and then return safely.

2020-11-26 22:07:23 UTC  

HUMM

2020-11-26 22:07:34 UTC  

Right for sure

2020-11-26 22:08:36 UTC  

Heck, send ME into space, with a video camera to document the round Earth, lol.

2020-11-26 22:09:19 UTC  

I mean honestly Elon would tell us if it were flat

2020-11-26 22:24:13 UTC  

How can the Earth be flat when the moon is round?

2020-11-26 22:24:33 UTC  

The sun is also round.

2020-11-26 22:25:01 UTC  

They're telling us that everything is round except the Earth? _LOL_

2020-11-26 22:29:57 UTC  

The moon is just lens flare

2020-11-26 22:36:29 UTC  

**The Moon:** “You’re just a lens flare!”

2020-11-26 22:41:53 UTC  

**The Sun**: "Am I a joke to you?"

2020-11-26 22:43:53 UTC  

Typical rounders, just because *everything else* is round doesn't make us round geez

2020-11-26 22:45:45 UTC  

Did you just assume my planet's geometric type?

2020-11-26 22:47:22 UTC  

When people tell me my opinion doesn't matter because I'm <insert skin color>:

_Did you just assume my race?_ 🤡

2020-11-26 22:47:31 UTC  

gASP!

2020-11-26 22:48:09 UTC  

I mean it is actually kinda funny the whole flat thing, like, it provides excellent entertainment

2020-11-26 22:56:33 UTC  

The whole "transgender" joke and the "Did you just assume my gender?" joke was funny at first, but now I've heard it too many times, and some people are taking it literally instead of the joke that it is, and now I'm _so done_ with that clown nonsense. The same will eventually be true of the running "flat Earth" joke, if it isn't already. Haha.

2020-11-26 23:05:25 UTC  

Oh, and same is true of the whole "Covid-19" joke. It's old now, so I suggest we stop pretending that there is a pandemic, stop pretending that we need masks, etc.

2020-11-26 23:19:44 UTC  

So...why was Buzz Aldron, Neil Armstrong and Co so freaked out after the moon trip?

2020-11-26 23:25:05 UTC  

They were "freaked out"?

2020-11-26 23:26:27 UTC  

Also, if the Earth is flat, how can it be daytime here, but night time elsewhere, at the same time? <:thinking:726878987837636698>

2020-11-26 23:28:03 UTC  

I can literally call somebody via a messaging app, like Skype, overseas. We can point our webcams at a nearby window. One of us sees night, the other, day.

2020-11-26 23:29:33 UTC  

Seasons. Mainly summer and winter. Here, we're headed into winter. In Australia, they're headed into summer.

2020-11-26 23:30:11 UTC  

Northern hemi**sphere**, Southern hemi**sphere**.

2020-11-26 23:30:22 UTC  

That’s cause night is an illusion created by the government. It’s always day no matter what.

2020-11-26 23:30:46 UTC  

🤣 😆 😂 🤡 lol

2020-11-26 23:31:02 UTC  

The only thing flat-Earthers fear is sphere itself.

2020-11-26 23:31:07 UTC  

That’s the CIA’s biggest. Shit. A dot.

2020-11-26 23:32:26 UTC  

If the Earth were shaped like a pancake or a frisbee, it'd be round and flat at the same time. But the Earth is neither flat nor round. It's mostly spherical. :P

2020-11-26 23:33:42 UTC  

Interesting. Let's overthrow the government to get rid of night time. 🤣

2020-11-26 23:34:28 UTC  

Ye

2020-11-26 23:34:31 UTC  

DAY SUPREMACY

2020-11-26 23:34:38 UTC  

The nation of the Sun will rise

2020-11-26 23:35:00 UTC  

Ask President Trump to condemn _Night Supremacy!_

OmegaLUL.

2020-11-26 23:38:47 UTC  

Lol

2020-11-26 23:39:37 UTC  

Next you'll tell me that the entire world is an illusion created by the government, and if we dismantle the government, everything vanishes. 🤣

2020-11-26 23:40:11 UTC  

Oh wait, that's kind of true. 🤔