Message from @Captain_Landson

Discord ID: 793661255469891584


2020-12-30 00:21:45 UTC  

i know

2020-12-30 00:32:15 UTC  

joe's idea of home defense is to take your shotgun, point it upwards, and fire two blasts into the sky

2020-12-30 00:47:09 UTC  

Hey if covid is really that bad, why did I ride my bike past a VR arcade today that was open?

2020-12-30 00:47:12 UTC  

<a:spinthink:726881208377671741>

2020-12-30 00:56:02 UTC  

Jeffery Epstein didn't kill him self.

2020-12-30 01:15:17 UTC  

so i'm not sure if this is really a conspiracy theory... but i think all the girls in the world are in a club and they all decided to not be my gf? anyone got evidence?

2020-12-30 01:16:59 UTC  

no his idea is to shoot the person in the legs with the shotgun because there aren't any important arteries in the legs at all that can be easily knicked or anything.

2020-12-30 01:17:30 UTC  

if covid is so bad why do we have less deaths this year than last year?

2020-12-30 01:19:55 UTC  

Remember, that's only meant to be used against unarmed people with knives.

2020-12-30 01:22:06 UTC  

lol no important arteries in the legs?

2020-12-30 01:22:33 UTC  

he didn't say that outright but he was implying it

2020-12-30 01:22:43 UTC  

with the whole "shoot them in the legs" suggestion

2020-12-30 01:23:03 UTC  

hahaha

2020-12-30 01:26:04 UTC  

posted in <#719777555242287115> for ya about the quote you said i was wrong about @Meryl.140.15

2020-12-30 01:26:28 UTC  

what quote did i say you were wrong about?

2020-12-30 01:26:45 UTC  

the one you replied to

2020-12-30 02:05:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763630921403465728/793661033410854963/alens.png

2020-12-30 02:05:55 UTC  

old meme but i couldnt resist the opportunity

2020-12-30 02:06:18 UTC  

are u saying all girls are aliens? or aliens made girls not be my gf?

2020-12-30 02:06:28 UTC  

I’ll jump on that

2020-12-30 02:07:31 UTC  

Anything but the explanation that I’m just ugly

2020-12-30 02:09:02 UTC  

the 2nd

2020-12-30 02:09:10 UTC  

time for war on aliens

2020-12-30 02:10:40 UTC  

after the 'war on terror', 'war on drugs', and 'war on poverty', im not so sure lol

2020-12-30 02:11:31 UTC  

this one will be good i promise

2020-12-30 02:11:35 UTC  

@Arrow once the DoD reveals the "aliens" we will have to apologize to him

2020-12-30 02:12:45 UTC  

LOL

2020-12-30 02:22:30 UTC  

Have you guys listened to this yet?
http://qanon.video/q-videos/their-final-attempt-to-control-the-world/

2020-12-30 02:27:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763630921403465728/793666645461303296/image0.png

2020-12-30 02:28:07 UTC  

That's biblical

2020-12-30 02:28:19 UTC  

It doesn't end well <:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-12-30 02:29:25 UTC  

In the End , God Wins. Every time.

2020-12-30 02:39:25 UTC  

Damn I'm watching tim cast and someone put in the covid bill that the government has to disclose what they know about ufos and aliens lol

2020-12-30 02:39:40 UTC  

israel had been backstabbing america and selling military info to china. i don't trust israel 👀

2020-12-30 02:39:42 UTC  

"Aliens"

2020-12-30 02:40:05 UTC  

@isoboto Israel the gov and the people are 2 different things

2020-12-30 02:40:12 UTC  

Especially biblically

2020-12-30 02:41:15 UTC  

i know. but i'm assuming we're talking about the israel government here?

2020-12-30 02:42:16 UTC  

The corrupt 1% at the top. Not the people

2020-12-30 02:45:04 UTC  

of course. most of the time it's the government that are running shit, not the lowly people