Thats my favorite flavor of McDonald's milkshake. They always have the machines down for cleaning though

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1289980505291542530?s=19

Nuts.

And every leftist responds with a “Thanks, Satan” meme.

Well, we have Pro-life Catholic Feminists....

There appears to be a tear in the space time continuum.

It really isn't suprising. In another channel there was a twitter post saying someone was burning the Bible and saying "down with fascism"

should be 'just another liberal pushing around an unarmed black person for an agenda'

https://youtu.be/OWLOyB7wmy0

> It really isn't suprising. In another channel there was a twitter post saying someone was burning the Bible and saying "down with fascism"
@Son of Nerds I believe you're referring to the 🐝: https://babylonbee.com/news/down-with-nazis-cries-protester-burning-bibles

@mathgrant babylon bee is satire tho @Son of Nerds

Wait is that actually fake?

Because it seems like something they would do

I think the Bible-burning is real.

But the 🐝 embellished some details to highlight the irony.

@Son of Nerds it's not a fake video. But the news outlet is satire

@Son of Nerds the secretary of Press showed that video at the white house press one morning. Try finding that one instead of the Babylon Bee. Babylon be is satire news so it's going to have a twist to it. It's good fun for all of us, indeed. But satire is not going to fly if you're dealing with others. <:ScreamingLiberal:720120350947541065>

Well now I feel like an idiot...

@Son of Nerds nah don't sweat it. It's a lesson we're all learning. Research well the news that is put out

You're not alone in this

Wait a minute. . . in a cryptogram, the word BEE has the same pattern as CNN. . . so that means. . . *The Babylon Bee is CNN!!*

Does that make the Bee *less* credible, or CNN *more* credible?

I feel like anything is more credible than CNN

i don't keep track of BAbylon Bee and I ignore CNN now for obvious reasons

But even if Babylon bee is satire, it still may be more credible

The Babylon Bee is a book of prophecy.

Here's a headline they posted mere hours before actual deranged libtards demanded the removal of *PAW Patrol* for depicting the police (well, one police dog) as anything besides a murderous racist bastard: https://babylonbee.com/news/mcgruff-the-crime-dog-put-down

in humor there is truth, but in truth why is there humor?

i knew there was something wrong with the dog<:Greta:720119386668531763>

@tracyblack Here’s my solution for fatso

Take your mask off, go for a walk and get exercise, and don’t wear those pants so tight!

diet change, add hemp to the diet, hydro exercise to ease off the fat quicker without over heating

hemp seeds/hearts break down body fats into oils, quinine fortified drinks helps the body flush out those excess oils

hydro exercise - warm pool exercise

https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1290166483603972096?s=20

They get mad when the feds abuse a journalist, but want to remove the blue check mark from a journalist!

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1290359002786930688?s=19

We have bodycam footage

He was resisting arrest