"Work from home! Make less money!"

"Sign me up for that!", said no one ever...

Ok in all fairness it is from what I read a tax on ppl who choose to work from home but

@DishonoredRonin I would disagree in my job cut my pay 1 or 2 bucks and just call me when you need me

Did you have a choice?

Or was it a ... take it or go find another job?

I spent all last Friday playing pokemon go and watching youtube

Lol... sounds fun 🤷🏽‍♂️

Gets super boring trust me

...And the one guy kills my joke. LOL

I washed a truck I was so bored trying to find something to do

Yeah... I hear ya. I rather stay busy at work myself. Makes the day fly by

Try being forced to stop work entirely.

Yes hecks yes.. .i would rather a main break than trying to avoid my boss

I live in the country. Government yoinked my license, and I'm on Disability.

I was forced to stop work when corona first popped up. I put a broom under my chin cause you can only sweep 1 floor so many times in 4 months

So No work, no going anywhere on my own, no choice in the matter.

That blows ronin

Why do people who say no choice always have a choice?

Because they mean, like I do, no reasonable choice.

It's five miles to the nearest small town. An epileptic like me isn't going to walk that.

Am I wrong to ask people to say what they mean?

Sort of? Because the English language is imprecise.

Yet you found a way to actually communicate what you meant....

Sorry if I seem mean ronin I do not mean to

If you want me to start communicating only in precise technical terms, you'll get tired of it fairly quickly.

No, you sound like a pompous ass.

If I were using flowery hyperbole then I could see your point.

Ok so I am sorry for the pompous ass I do not mean it im just an pompous ass

But I'm using basic conversational English, and no one else is having a hard time grasping the intent of my words.

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In less fancy words: "Words are my sword. *You* are an ass."

I speaky no Engrish

Also bear in mind that I'm translating in my head every time I type, because English is my second language.

Oh one of those haha I love esl

The one I was taught as a child growing up not only doesn't translate into English well, it doesn't even have an alphabet in common.

One of my best memories of recent is a Chinese friend who just came over calling me to ask me is "you have a good head on your shoulders" a compliment or not

@Solaris u 2 no es speake te engles?

I have bad grammar

i see

My hubby taught me old Norse