Lmfaooo

That’s my dads favorite game

Such a fun game

With an amazing score

It’s pretty great

But the right answer to my question was before

Otherwise the noodles are flavorless

And that’s not ok

I just crushed an egg w my bare hands

Bc I tried to pick it up and it was stuck 😭

In one of the evil ceramic egg holders

Our chickens make eggs too big

Stupid fat chickens eating a balanced diet

Smh just *inhale* the egg

Simple as

True

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I showed my bro my rat and he was not amused 😔

Ew rats

Rats can be cute

Some constitutional amendment ideas considering the clown world relief bill:
-Character limit on all bills (no more 5000 page bills lol)
-One item per bill; no pork

Yes

I like this

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These would both act as a hindrance on big government, because bills would have to be short and to the point and so big government policies would have to be proposed in multiple bills instead of one, making them less likely to pass

Big brain time

My 2yo sister cries every time I angry yell even if I’m faking it <:KEK:726877368601411624>

Nice

they are tasty too. roasted rat is the best

People eat rats?

the fact that's it's 5,000 pages and we've congress people *pretending* to be shock

in some places, anything that moves is edible 😂

True

Hey some people eat kangaroo so I mean

👉 🇨🇳

Evil people eat kangaroo

you can eat kangaroo? i thought they are sacred in australia or something?

Like the vampires in Australia

no. evil people eats crocodiles

All that time dangling upside down fucked w their heads <:KEK:726877368601411624>

This is a joke