Ew rats

Rats can be cute

Some constitutional amendment ideas considering the clown world relief bill:
-Character limit on all bills (no more 5000 page bills lol)
-One item per bill; no pork

Yes

I like this

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These would both act as a hindrance on big government, because bills would have to be short and to the point and so big government policies would have to be proposed in multiple bills instead of one, making them less likely to pass

Big brain time

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Nice

they are tasty too. roasted rat is the best

People eat rats?

the fact that's it's 5,000 pages and we've congress people *pretending* to be shock

in some places, anything that moves is edible 😂

True

Hey some people eat kangaroo so I mean

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Evil people eat kangaroo

you can eat kangaroo? i thought they are sacred in australia or something?

Like the vampires in Australia

no. evil people eats crocodiles

All that time dangling upside down fucked w their heads <:KEK:726877368601411624>

This is a joke

I love Australians

🥺

But since it's 2020 they're right side up

is the dumpster fire that is currently america what australia always have been?

Yes

Yep

I broke the system

I figured it out

I was going to respond with a paragraph but nah

Is my tweet good?

~~a paragraph~~ an essay on why australia has been a dumpster fire until 2020?

Lmaooo

Leave the Aussies alone you bigot

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No, a bit cranky?

No

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You seem to really like asking for advice on tweets.