Message from @mightytrump

Discord ID: 791443789335887933


2020-12-23 19:27:09 UTC  

Potato

2020-12-23 21:04:18 UTC  

Hi

2020-12-23 21:15:52 UTC  

Wazza

2020-12-23 21:17:20 UTC  

Two of the rats I’m watching really do look like my teacher grabbed them out of a street sofa and it’s hilarious

2020-12-23 21:51:11 UTC  

Has anyone else ever taken super deep breaths like all the way in until you can’t all the way out until you die type breaths and can you tell me how they make you feel so I can see if I’m a minority in another way I can claim makes me special 🥺

2020-12-23 23:08:26 UTC  

Would I get banned if I say the name of a mythical German creature or Germanic god

2020-12-23 23:10:35 UTC  

Why would that get you banned?

2020-12-23 23:12:12 UTC  

Ok quick important question do you put the powder in before or after the ramen there is only one right answer and if you’re wrong I’ll have to kill you

2020-12-23 23:12:37 UTC  

You snort the powder before eating the ramen raw

2020-12-23 23:12:54 UTC  

Powder goes on after.

2020-12-23 23:13:18 UTC  

<:Tucker:781196327559495720>

2020-12-23 23:13:27 UTC  

Wrong choice buddy

2020-12-23 23:13:54 UTC  

There are two right answers now

2020-12-23 23:13:57 UTC  

Ye, you got a problem with tradition?

2020-12-23 23:14:21 UTC  

Nah buddy we’re cool you’ve expanded my horizons

2020-12-23 23:14:41 UTC  

If you want your horizons expanded, play Lego Indiana Jones

2020-12-23 23:14:46 UTC  

Lmfaooo

2020-12-23 23:14:53 UTC  

That’s my dads favorite game

2020-12-23 23:15:03 UTC  

Such a fun game

2020-12-23 23:15:15 UTC  

With an amazing score

2020-12-23 23:15:32 UTC  

It’s pretty great

2020-12-23 23:15:41 UTC  

But the right answer to my question was before

2020-12-23 23:15:48 UTC  

Otherwise the noodles are flavorless

2020-12-23 23:15:54 UTC  

And that’s not ok

2020-12-23 23:16:56 UTC  

I just crushed an egg w my bare hands

2020-12-23 23:17:08 UTC  

Bc I tried to pick it up and it was stuck 😭

2020-12-23 23:17:27 UTC  

In one of the evil ceramic egg holders

2020-12-23 23:17:33 UTC  

Our chickens make eggs too big

2020-12-23 23:18:16 UTC  

Stupid fat chickens eating a balanced diet

2020-12-23 23:22:30 UTC  

Smh just *inhale* the egg

2020-12-23 23:22:38 UTC  

Simple as

2020-12-23 23:27:02 UTC  

True

2020-12-23 23:52:29 UTC  

<:YouKnowTheThing:723005092764319776>

2020-12-24 00:36:52 UTC  

I showed my bro my rat and he was not amused 😔

2020-12-24 00:43:33 UTC  

Ew rats

2020-12-24 00:44:18 UTC  

Rats can be cute

2020-12-24 00:48:39 UTC  

Some constitutional amendment ideas considering the clown world relief bill:
-Character limit on all bills (no more 5000 page bills lol)
-One item per bill; no pork

2020-12-24 00:49:26 UTC  

Yes

2020-12-24 00:49:29 UTC  

I like this