Damn... One time i got mad at my younger sister so I smacked her so hard a red hand mark was left on her back for a couple days. I was like seven

If there's an FBI lmaoooooooo.
I did write an entire novel where the MC is inspired by Jeff and you get to go through his descent into madness.

It's a p good time

My little brother ate a candy bar that was for me when I was little and I got a new one so I ate it and blamed it on him. He got a spanking. I tried it again and got more spankings lol

Oh dang

Hehehe

sounds soooo good. i'd read that lmao

I thought I could get infinite candy bars

Children are evil

CHILD ABUSE.

I didn't know at the time. I was seven and mad

especially babies. they cry all the times. i don't like babies crying <:KEK:795742276549607456>

You little devil lmao

Yeah so selfish

To be honest, it sort of haunts me now because he's a pathological liar but TBH he's old enough to know that lying doesn't make you friends

I'll let you know when I edit it. It's only in first draft right now.

I feel like I taught him how to lie but I know I didn't and he lied then too

we've <#795394217228632085> now! visit there!

I'm joking lmao.

wtf yesssssssss

My little sister has that demonic tendencies and no one knows where it came from

Trying to think of more whack stuff I did as a kid that isn't completely messed up to the point where it's uncomfortable
(Ha, already crossed that line)

sounds cool! does she communicate with demons?

That's just it, I can't blame myself since for the most part, I think I was a pretty harmless kid if not really mentally ill

Uhhhh. One time.... my little sister (single digit at the time) was using one of those gift wrap paper tubes as a horn and my older brother thought it'd be a good idea to drop a fiber optics ball down it... and cracked her tooth in half

I never wanted to hurt anyone really aside from my little brother a couple of times which tbh I think is normal

Not in real life, at least

My brothers eventually had bedrooms that shared a bathroom in the middle and my oldest brother walked into my other brother's room in only a towel, opened it, and yelled SET THEM FREE.

i shall assure you that's normal, as a fellow older sibling <:KEK:795742276549607456>

This is something I would have done ngl

Same brother also dressed up as Britney Spears for a church Halloween event and carried a boombox around.

This has me belly laughing as with the first one

:'D This was Hit Me Baby, One More Time era. So he had a plaid skirt and a mid drift button up

and a really, really bad blond braided wig

lmao he sounds like a fun dude <:KEK:795742276549607456>

He used to be p fun. He's kinda nuts now ngl

Parental divorce is one hellova drug, lemme tell you

I'll bet

I swear, if you get married and head for divorce... try to hold off until after your children are adults. Doing it while any are teenagers is....... oof

I considered murder more than once for my 2 younger brothers

Yeah, that's more than I ever thought