Message from @KirkpattieCake

Discord ID: 796604247906582558


2021-01-07 04:57:53 UTC  

My older brother got so mad when I told him I wanted to put cookies in a container so they wouldn't go stale and he was like NO. I LIKE THEM HARDER and after some back and forth, he kicked a hole in the wall he was so mad

2021-01-07 04:57:55 UTC  

sounds good! i don't share the same love for pain, but you do you!

2021-01-07 04:57:58 UTC  

I also went from extravert to introvert

2021-01-07 04:58:34 UTC  

Disgusting; I don't think I can talk to you anymore

2021-01-07 04:58:36 UTC  

It's confession night, apparently. Bring out your most beheld

2021-01-07 04:58:40 UTC  

Jojo

2021-01-07 04:58:42 UTC  

*jkkk

2021-01-07 04:58:46 UTC  

**JKJK

2021-01-07 04:58:49 UTC  

Damn... One time i got mad at my younger sister so I smacked her so hard a red hand mark was left on her back for a couple days. I was like seven

2021-01-07 04:59:22 UTC  

If there's an FBI lmaoooooooo.
I did write an entire novel where the MC is inspired by Jeff and you get to go through his descent into madness.

2021-01-07 04:59:24 UTC  

It's a p good time

2021-01-07 04:59:31 UTC  

My little brother ate a candy bar that was for me when I was little and I got a new one so I ate it and blamed it on him. He got a spanking. I tried it again and got more spankings lol

2021-01-07 04:59:42 UTC  

Oh dang

2021-01-07 04:59:48 UTC  

Hehehe

2021-01-07 04:59:55 UTC  

sounds soooo good. i'd read that lmao

2021-01-07 04:59:58 UTC  

I thought I could get infinite candy bars

2021-01-07 05:00:11 UTC  

Children are evil

2021-01-07 05:00:22 UTC  

CHILD ABUSE.

2021-01-07 05:00:37 UTC  

I didn't know at the time. I was seven and mad

2021-01-07 05:00:41 UTC  

especially babies. they cry all the times. i don't like babies crying <:KEK:795742276549607456>

2021-01-07 05:00:52 UTC  

You little devil lmao

2021-01-07 05:00:53 UTC  

Yeah so selfish

2021-01-07 05:01:03 UTC  

To be honest, it sort of haunts me now because he's a pathological liar but TBH he's old enough to know that lying doesn't make you friends

2021-01-07 05:01:11 UTC  

I'll let you know when I edit it. It's only in first draft right now.

2021-01-07 05:01:19 UTC  

I feel like I taught him how to lie but I know I didn't and he lied then too

2021-01-07 05:01:30 UTC  

we've <#795394217228632085> now! visit there!

2021-01-07 05:01:31 UTC  

I'm joking lmao.

2021-01-07 05:01:55 UTC  

wtf yesssssssss

2021-01-07 05:02:07 UTC  

My little sister has that demonic tendencies and no one knows where it came from

2021-01-07 05:02:11 UTC  

Trying to think of more whack stuff I did as a kid that isn't completely messed up to the point where it's uncomfortable
(Ha, already crossed that line)

2021-01-07 05:02:27 UTC  

sounds cool! does she communicate with demons?

2021-01-07 05:02:36 UTC  

That's just it, I can't blame myself since for the most part, I think I was a pretty harmless kid if not really mentally ill

2021-01-07 05:02:48 UTC  

Uhhhh. One time.... my little sister (single digit at the time) was using one of those gift wrap paper tubes as a horn and my older brother thought it'd be a good idea to drop a fiber optics ball down it... and cracked her tooth in half

2021-01-07 05:03:11 UTC  

I never wanted to hurt anyone really aside from my little brother a couple of times which tbh I think is normal

2021-01-07 05:03:20 UTC  

Not in real life, at least

2021-01-07 05:03:56 UTC  

My brothers eventually had bedrooms that shared a bathroom in the middle and my oldest brother walked into my other brother's room in only a towel, opened it, and yelled SET THEM FREE.

2021-01-07 05:04:13 UTC  

i shall assure you that's normal, as a fellow older sibling <:KEK:795742276549607456>

2021-01-07 05:04:15 UTC  

This is something I would have done ngl

2021-01-07 05:04:18 UTC  

Same brother also dressed up as Britney Spears for a church Halloween event and carried a boombox around.

2021-01-07 05:04:36 UTC  

This has me belly laughing as with the first one

2021-01-07 05:05:50 UTC  

:'D This was Hit Me Baby, One More Time era. So he had a plaid skirt and a mid drift button up