Message from @Diabeł Boruta
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Okay I'll keep that in mind 😂
I'm not joking about that
Well, I can agree that this pun is kinda ÆUGH
We did lose one t72 to the bog
What’s a bog
What's a bog?
A Swamp
So it sunk?
Stuck in the swamp
Where did lose it and how
See, they are trying to find it already
WESTERN SPIES
But I am monkey
I am eastern so I am eastern spy
Bruh earth spy
Monkey with an operational T-72 is not a good idea in the slightest
Let's say it was drunk driving
Slavistan swamps contain a lot of things, some locals even think that's swamp itselt is something mysterious and demonic
Too much vodka ivan?
Or nvm you are the vodka
Iri bilang boss
We also lost a zis-150 trying to save the t72
The holy power of samogon
I'll called it "Slavic teleportation"
You're drinking it
You feel nothing
Trying to stand up
Whadafuq.jpg
Then wake up in some random place
Happens to the best of us
Imagine having to tell the boss how someone lost a tank and a huge truck
Back in the army, i once trying to sneak through a lieutenant drunk af
I once woke up in the ER with alcohol poisoning
Nice times
Yeah
Here's one about our drill sergeant he used to throw very powerful fireworks into the barracks when everyone was sleeping
Imagine the drill sergeant from full metal jacket but Russian and armed to teeth with fireworks
lol
that sounds like it would be more fun to watch than experience
Our sergeants were too tired or busy or lazy to do such a things
They just drinking, lay on the beds and don't fucking care about everything
Just like
If the war started, i bet they're like "nah, i don't give a fuck"
The dude was in his late 80s and had so much dam energy
He probably was senile and forgot that he was old
My respects
There's no more such enthusiasts in the army
He once throwed knife at someone because they insulted stalin