But I am monkey

I am eastern so I am eastern spy

Bruh earth spy

Monkey with an operational T-72 is not a good idea in the slightest

Let's say it was drunk driving

Slavistan swamps contain a lot of things, some locals even think that's swamp itselt is something mysterious and demonic

Too much vodka ivan?

Or nvm you are the vodka

No, homemade moonshine

Iri bilang boss

We also lost a zis-150 trying to save the t72

The holy power of samogon
I'll called it "Slavic teleportation"
You're drinking it
You feel nothing
Trying to stand up
Whadafuq.jpg
Then wake up in some random place

Happens to the best of us

Imagine having to tell the boss how someone lost a tank and a huge truck

Back in the army, i once trying to sneak through a lieutenant drunk af

I once woke up in the ER with alcohol poisoning

Nice times

Yeah

Here's one about our drill sergeant he used to throw very powerful fireworks into the barracks when everyone was sleeping

Imagine the drill sergeant from full metal jacket but Russian and armed to teeth with fireworks

lol

that sounds like it would be more fun to watch than experience

Our sergeants were too tired or busy or lazy to do such a things
They just drinking, lay on the beds and don't fucking care about everything

Just like
If the war started, i bet they're like "nah, i don't give a fuck"

The dude was in his late 80s and had so much dam energy

He probably was senile and forgot that he was old

My respects

There's no more such enthusiasts in the army

He once throwed knife at someone because they insulted stalin

Wait a sec

If he was in his 80's

Was he a WWII veteran?

Yep

Noice

My grandfathers fought a WW2
From opposite sides, tho

He had a heart attack and died when he founded out the the USSR collapsed

Fucking deep dude.. lol

Props

I'm not joking about this

Fr

Yes. Lots of dads died the day our Mother did.