Message from @Gaylord Straight
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@Rico Goldstar What happened today wasn't "Shadow" Banning, it was blatant "We don't want you here."
I'll have a surgeon education, but in the army i was a machinegunner, lol
Let's say we lost a lot of gear due to <:Idiots:720119404020367390>
I saw people calling r/ape racist when its just a bunch of videos of primates n crap
Wat
They are racists themselves if they assumed it had something to do with POC
Like bruh
🅱️ruh
If anyone finds a full kited t72 in the bog don't go near it it still may have explosives in it
Okay I'll keep that in mind 😂
I'm not joking about that
Well, I can agree that this pun is kinda ÆUGH
We did lose one t72 to the bog
What’s a bog
What's a bog?
A Swamp
So it sunk?
Stuck in the swamp
Where did lose it and how
WESTERN SPIES
But I am monkey
I am eastern so I am eastern spy
Bruh earth spy
Monkey with an operational T-72 is not a good idea in the slightest
Let's say it was drunk driving
Slavistan swamps contain a lot of things, some locals even think that's swamp itselt is something mysterious and demonic
Too much vodka ivan?
Or nvm you are the vodka
No, homemade moonshine
Iri bilang boss
We also lost a zis-150 trying to save the t72
The holy power of samogon
I'll called it "Slavic teleportation"
You're drinking it
You feel nothing
Trying to stand up
Whadafuq.jpg
Then wake up in some random place
Happens to the best of us
Imagine having to tell the boss how someone lost a tank and a huge truck
Back in the army, i once trying to sneak through a lieutenant drunk af
I once woke up in the ER with alcohol poisoning
Nice times
Yeah
Here's one about our drill sergeant he used to throw very powerful fireworks into the barracks when everyone was sleeping