i got black coffee all day though

I’m so tan I look like Obama

what did you say michelle?

I've got white priviledgw cuz half of me is white

You only get Half the privilege

Im pasty

hslf opressed half privleged 😂

Some summers i get so tan that people speak to me in different languages and I can't go into certain neighborhoods.

You lost half of the card in the mail

My wife rocks the porcelain look.

@jimbodaddy is she made in china?

Wth

That's a hot wife

How was the animal treated before it died

But why's there wires?

lol for a minute there i thought you put her in an urn after

Wait wires in the meat ?

I'm genuinely confused on why it's hooked up with wires

Arw u trying to bring it back to life

@Buddyterrifico how do you know his wife was an animal?

@RumpleForeskinPatriarchyOverlord lol temperature probes bro

Temperature probes.

ohh

Yeah My skin colour is between paper and wonder bread so i can naturally camouflage into the snow

Makes sense

I meant the meat i swear

Not your wife

Lol no he's trying to bring it back to life

@Diabeł Boruta do you get racially stereo typed by black people calling you " white bread" instead of cracker?

Lol

Nah, they call me the white death

> Lol no he's trying to bring it back to life
@Split_beard (PS4) If it was ressurected it would flop like a magikarp

Lol he lives in the Ukraine so i doubt there are any blacks

<#727615870385389638>, right when I thought it couldn't get worse.

resurrected*

@AWOIII they seem a bit briandead

brain

How did Brian die?

lol...i got called a polar bear one time in track when it was just starting to get hot out ppl were like" damn i can't see you're blinding me put your shirt back on"