The gender is Hellspawn.

I don't care what or who started it at this point. I just want some clear skies.

Cargo shorts and crocs.

Socks with crocs is what you do when you're a grandpa.

We call that the Canadian Tuxedo.

The only thing I wear under my jeans is your wife's lipstick.

It's not just instagram.

I have farmer tan. Does that still count?

I'm working on dropping some weight. My body type can be summed up in two words. Dammit, Bobby!

I've been trying to stay keto.

I didn't say I was a farmer. I just have the tan.

My wife rocks the porcelain look.

Temperature probes.

How did Brian die?

So you're big, pale and???

I have great advice on how to pick up women.

Bend at the knees, and use your legs, not your back.

Just rememver to put the potato in front.

Come on! You know that Racism is now defined as prejudice plus power.

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-cmon-man-us-president-candidate-gif-16967331

Many lefties are starting to embrace guns.

They just don't want anyone else to have them.

John Brown Gun Club. It's a thing.

Michael Reinoehl wasn't anti-gun.

Left office in 2017.

@EarthChan let me kmow where you want to send my dollar.

Well, I can imagine that there will be a tremendous uproar from the left if they don't wait until Trump gets reelected if he puts up a nominee...

When should I show up?

I almost thougbt ylu were assuming my gendurrrrr

If that's what you're in to.

I do need to figure out something for dinner..

Vienna sausage?

Extra cheese?

Tomorrow will be pork shoulder.

Firing up the Traeger

Not big on the cloves.

I put them on afterwards with my welding torch.

Gotta get that oxy-acetylene flavor

Milwaukee or DeWalt?

Makita has that anti-theft coloring.

Round is a shape.

I'll just keep my inappropriate comments quiet for now...

Dolls.

Still dolls. Just marketing language to appeal to boys.

Someone afraid of clowns?

Jason is undead.

The bastard son of 1000 maniacs.

Always a hit at the ugly sweater parties.

I just collect guitars instead of dolls.

Tron!

Are you a user?

The first one I posted is my most expensive.

You only have those magazines for the articles, right?

I had a vintage set of mod '50s Slingerland drums that I sold to buy Christmas presents for my kids.

I play in two different bands.

One is a classic rock band, and the other is a Judas Priest tribute band.

That was a smaller gig where I only needed half of my full amp setup.

I have 15 guitars total.

And I own a full PA system.

That's what she said.

Then tune it and start shredding!

I have 15,000 watts at my disposal. I can make your ears bleed.

I have subwoofers that can damn near disrupt a heartbeat.

Ever go to a concert and you can feel the bass drum through your body?

I do. I get paid to go.

I've met some rad people.

I just become a different character on stage.

I built that one.

Rudy Sarzo. Bass player for Quiet Riot, Ozzy, Dio, Whitesnake, Yngwie, etc..

I see a fraggle.

https://youtu.be/eTeg1txDv8w

With a killdozer?

@Meryl.140.15 this better?

https://youtu.be/8pt4jOQJVdo

Send in the killdozers.

Well you said you didn't like slow songs, so I went fast.

Baby Nigerian Dwarf goat.

How about a baby bunny?

Nah it had a couple spots on one ear.

That was one of the pet bunnies. We have another breeding setup for meat rabbits.

Yes.

They're delicious.

Our setup is pretty small. We only have 1/2 acre.

We also have chickens.

Some cities allow 3-6 hens within city limits.

Real popular in my area.

They really don't require that much room.

They can be tamed enough to handle them. Kods love that stuff.

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Ah.