and its better than most news outles

which makes sense

Yeah

Even though Australia is a very liberal place

They sometimes tell the truth compared to American media

but mathematically a negative times a negative is a positive
And since both US news outlets are upside down and Australia is upside down it creates a perfect right side up figure

that being Australians making fun of Us liberals for being liberals

as well as their own government

Wtf is Australia ain't that a fake thing?

oh crap I forgot I made a riddle but never put the answer

for anyone watching my riddle
Riddle me this

I took thousands of years to make
Hundreds of dollars to create
Yet I ruin your life in less than ten seconds

What am I?
the answer is a phone

forgot to say that like two days ago loll

I don't think the invention of the phone took thousands of years.

well technology wise it did take a while to even consider the idea of it

That's what I'm saying.

Did they every have the idea of making a phone thousand of years ago? The creation of the phone is pretty new

The idea is

I'm sure someone thought of some communication device that could travel long distances in their daydreaming.

But not a 1000 years ago they had better shit to do

Like surviving

Pretty sure civilization already started 1000 years ago.

But the idea of a phone isn't a 100 years old

1000

time does not matter

what matters is the fact that people spend hundreds of dollars to be depressed

I dunno. Old myths and legends had people using "magical" long-distance seeing and talking devices.

What are those legends?

Nokia phones

Ah yes I forgot

You right

The Shahnameh, a 10th-century epic work narrating historical and mythological past of Persia, gives a description of what was called the Cup of Jamshid (Jaam-e Jam), which was used by the ancient (mythological) Persian kings for observing all of the seven layers of the universe. The cup was said to contain an elixir of immortality, but without cogent explanation for any relevance of the elixir to the scrying function

Divination is briefly mentioned in chapter 44 of the Book of Genesis. A silver chalice or cup is deliberately planted in Benjamin's sack when he leaves Egypt, later to be used as evidence of theft. It is revealed the cup belongs to Joseph, the vizier of Egypt, whose steward claimed was used for drinking and divination during the course of his accusation. This is mentioned to reinforce his disguise as an Egyptian nobleman.

Two examples that took seconds to look up. I'll let you look for others.

Thar describes a elixir, and a cup to see the universe not a phone

But also ancient Greeks created one of the first computers so idk I guess the idea of a phone can be 1000 years old

It describes a device to see and hear things long-distance.

why do I see gay people waving around a flag of a nation that will send them to a work camp in the frozen tundra for being gay

LOL Because they're stupid.

I told my Russian coworker about college kids waving around the soviet flag, and he was like "wtf people actually do that?"

sadly

yes