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which makes sense
Yeah
Even though Australia is a very liberal place
They sometimes tell the truth compared to American media
but mathematically a negative times a negative is a positive
And since both US news outlets are upside down and Australia is upside down it creates a perfect right side up figure
that being Australians making fun of Us liberals for being liberals
as well as their own government
Wtf is Australia ain't that a fake thing?
oh crap I forgot I made a riddle but never put the answer
for anyone watching my riddle
Riddle me this
I took thousands of years to make
Hundreds of dollars to create
Yet I ruin your life in less than ten seconds
What am I?
the answer is a phone
forgot to say that like two days ago loll
I don't think the invention of the phone took thousands of years.
well technology wise it did take a while to even consider the idea of it
That's what I'm saying.
Did they every have the idea of making a phone thousand of years ago? The creation of the phone is pretty new
The idea is
I'm sure someone thought of some communication device that could travel long distances in their daydreaming.
But not a 1000 years ago they had better shit to do
Like surviving
Pretty sure civilization already started 1000 years ago.
1000
time does not matter
what matters is the fact that people spend hundreds of dollars to be depressed
I dunno. Old myths and legends had people using "magical" long-distance seeing and talking devices.
What are those legends?
Nokia phones
Ah yes I forgot
You right
The Shahnameh, a 10th-century epic work narrating historical and mythological past of Persia, gives a description of what was called the Cup of Jamshid (Jaam-e Jam), which was used by the ancient (mythological) Persian kings for observing all of the seven layers of the universe. The cup was said to contain an elixir of immortality, but without cogent explanation for any relevance of the elixir to the scrying function
Divination is briefly mentioned in chapter 44 of the Book of Genesis. A silver chalice or cup is deliberately planted in Benjamin's sack when he leaves Egypt, later to be used as evidence of theft. It is revealed the cup belongs to Joseph, the vizier of Egypt, whose steward claimed was used for drinking and divination during the course of his accusation. This is mentioned to reinforce his disguise as an Egyptian nobleman.
Two examples that took seconds to look up. I'll let you look for others.
Thar describes a elixir, and a cup to see the universe not a phone
But also ancient Greeks created one of the first computers so idk I guess the idea of a phone can be 1000 years old
It describes a device to see and hear things long-distance.
why do I see gay people waving around a flag of a nation that will send them to a work camp in the frozen tundra for being gay
LOL Because they're stupid.
I told my Russian coworker about college kids waving around the soviet flag, and he was like "wtf people actually do that?"
sadly
yes
none were I am