Message from @Hank The The

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2020-10-12 18:37:34 UTC  

fentanyl go *brrrrrr*

2020-10-12 18:37:52 UTC  

Gotta go peace out cub scouts

2020-10-12 18:37:56 UTC  

Who would win baby yoda or big chungus

2020-10-12 18:38:04 UTC  

Africa

2020-10-12 18:38:07 UTC  

my 7.62

2020-10-12 18:38:12 UTC  

wait africa is worse

2020-10-12 18:38:17 UTC  

Africa would win

2020-10-12 18:38:27 UTC  

Australia is ultimate champion though

2020-10-12 18:38:38 UTC  

speaking of Australia

2020-10-12 18:38:53 UTC  

I keep getting reconditions on YT for Australian news

2020-10-12 18:39:01 UTC  

Same

2020-10-12 18:39:02 UTC  

and its better than most news outles

2020-10-12 18:39:06 UTC  

which makes sense

2020-10-12 18:39:13 UTC  

Yeah

2020-10-12 18:39:28 UTC  

Even though Australia is a very liberal place

2020-10-12 18:39:54 UTC  

They sometimes tell the truth compared to American media

2020-10-12 18:39:59 UTC  

but mathematically a negative times a negative is a positive
And since both US news outlets are upside down and Australia is upside down it creates a perfect right side up figure

2020-10-12 18:40:21 UTC  

that being Australians making fun of Us liberals for being liberals

2020-10-12 18:40:29 UTC  

as well as their own government

2020-10-12 18:41:06 UTC  

Wtf is Australia ain't that a fake thing?

2020-10-12 18:41:10 UTC  

oh crap I forgot I made a riddle but never put the answer

2020-10-12 18:41:45 UTC  

for anyone watching my riddle
Riddle me this

I took thousands of years to make
Hundreds of dollars to create
Yet I ruin your life in less than ten seconds

What am I?
the answer is a phone

2020-10-12 18:42:02 UTC  

forgot to say that like two days ago loll

2020-10-12 18:43:08 UTC  

I don't think the invention of the phone took thousands of years.

2020-10-12 18:44:09 UTC  

well technology wise it did take a while to even consider the idea of it

2020-10-12 18:44:19 UTC  

That's what I'm saying.

2020-10-12 18:44:59 UTC  

Did they every have the idea of making a phone thousand of years ago? The creation of the phone is pretty new

2020-10-12 18:45:06 UTC  

The idea is

2020-10-12 18:45:47 UTC  

I'm sure someone thought of some communication device that could travel long distances in their daydreaming.

2020-10-12 18:46:17 UTC  

But not a 1000 years ago they had better shit to do

2020-10-12 18:46:26 UTC  

Like surviving

2020-10-12 18:46:52 UTC  

Pretty sure civilization already started 1000 years ago.

2020-10-12 18:47:24 UTC  

But the idea of a phone isn't a 100 years old

2020-10-12 18:47:27 UTC  

1000

2020-10-12 18:48:28 UTC  

time does not matter

2020-10-12 18:48:44 UTC  

what matters is the fact that people spend hundreds of dollars to be depressed

2020-10-12 18:49:04 UTC  

I dunno. Old myths and legends had people using "magical" long-distance seeing and talking devices.

2020-10-12 18:49:22 UTC  

What are those legends?

2020-10-12 18:49:40 UTC  

Nokia phones

2020-10-12 18:49:51 UTC  

Ah yes I forgot

2020-10-12 18:49:55 UTC  

You right