you cant john, its a legally distinct product

Also no one drinks rc cola

youd have to prove you had the idea first, which means youd have to PROVE without a shadow ofa doubt billy yum yums is a real person irl

and thats impossible

ITS NOT ALL COLA FLAVORED PRODUCTS WITH CARBONATED HARD CANDY SPRINKLES ARE PROPERTY OF ME

Tho you can probably make sprite or something

I dunno. The idea does t really work because there would be no way to really adhere the pop rocks in a satisfying way.

ill make hot cheeto soda

then a hot cheeto soda flavored chip

I still want Bubble Tea

Maybe I'll go get some this weekend when I'm getting new shoes for this wedding

best i can do is bubble tea flavored chips

Been debating getting a haircut, too

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My first in almost 2 years

what kind of haircut

Reverse Mohawk

a skunk?

I'm the Firestarter

https://tenor.com/3Ryl.gif

you should do that, but the two stripes, have them the current length of your hair

https://i.redd.it/qqdfty5hb4kz.jpg

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You may not like it, but this is peak performance

thanks matt

i feel ill now

I feel like this is how you guys imagine me

Not enough sip cans and dead bodies.

I dont see the appeal.of bubble tea.

Maybe if you saw aliens as a kid and then got a weird fetish involving getting eggs laid inside you.

iv yet to have bubble tea

i usually get it sans bubbles

it's a drink you can chew

So cheap milk tea

yeah

i like milk tea

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/271089948134866944.png?v=1

"N-no! I called it cheap so you're supposed to hate it now!"

cheap milk tea>expensive milk tea

https://twitter.com/TkWl669CnlgGWIy/status/1164310681509752832?s=19

https://youtu.be/04F4xlWSFh0