Message from @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

Discord ID: 636387055605252110


2019-10-23 02:09:27 UTC  

tell me more

2019-10-23 02:09:57 UTC  

Chips but with coke flavored seasoning and pop rocks.

2019-10-23 02:10:07 UTC  

I have a bag of mozzarella stick flavoring

2019-10-23 02:10:08 UTC  

To simulate the sensation of drinking a soda and chips.

2019-10-23 02:10:10 UTC  

iv been meaning to try them

2019-10-23 02:10:25 UTC  

now thats a grand idea, john

2019-10-23 02:10:38 UTC  

ill give you 100k for a 10% stake

2019-10-23 02:11:14 UTC  

Im sitting on it indefinitely so I dont need to see the kind of people who would buy that

2019-10-23 02:11:31 UTC  

>implying you cant just rip it off and john has to take you to court and you just outlast him with all the money you make

2019-10-23 02:11:32 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-10-23 02:12:18 UTC  

im starting a company, our product is pepsi flavored chips

2019-10-23 02:12:56 UTC  

>not just "cola" chips with a red bag and a blue bag with slightly diffrent flavors

2019-10-23 02:13:02 UTC  

throw in a silver low salt version

2019-10-23 02:13:54 UTC  

ill partner with RC and say that the C in RC cola stands for Chips

2019-10-23 02:14:12 UTC  

>regalchips

2019-10-23 02:14:13 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-10-23 02:14:15 UTC  

I'd file a cease and desist

2019-10-23 02:14:35 UTC  

you cant john, its a legally distinct product

2019-10-23 02:14:36 UTC  

Also no one drinks rc cola

2019-10-23 02:14:42 UTC  

youd have to prove you had the idea first, which means youd have to PROVE without a shadow ofa doubt billy yum yums is a real person irl

2019-10-23 02:14:57 UTC  

and thats impossible

2019-10-23 02:15:19 UTC  

ITS NOT ALL COLA FLAVORED PRODUCTS WITH CARBONATED HARD CANDY SPRINKLES ARE PROPERTY OF ME

2019-10-23 02:15:41 UTC  

Tho you can probably make sprite or something

2019-10-23 02:16:16 UTC  

I dunno. The idea does t really work because there would be no way to really adhere the pop rocks in a satisfying way.

2019-10-23 02:16:16 UTC  

ill make hot cheeto soda

2019-10-23 02:16:25 UTC  

then a hot cheeto soda flavored chip

2019-10-23 02:17:06 UTC  

I still want Bubble Tea

2019-10-23 02:17:20 UTC  

Maybe I'll go get some this weekend when I'm getting new shoes for this wedding

2019-10-23 02:17:24 UTC  

best i can do is bubble tea flavored chips

2019-10-23 02:18:24 UTC  

Been debating getting a haircut, too

2019-10-23 02:18:27 UTC  

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2019-10-23 02:18:36 UTC  

My first in almost 2 years

2019-10-23 02:18:48 UTC  

what kind of haircut

2019-10-23 02:19:00 UTC  

Reverse Mohawk

2019-10-23 02:19:07 UTC  

a skunk?

2019-10-23 02:19:15 UTC  

I'm the Firestarter

2019-10-23 02:19:21 UTC  
2019-10-23 02:20:11 UTC  

you should do that, but the two stripes, have them the current length of your hair

2019-10-23 02:21:25 UTC  

<:RooBlank:431961736468496384>

2019-10-23 02:21:25 UTC  

You may not like it, but this is peak performance