Stop hurting ur self! I prefer you intact.

my little 1st grade brother broke my nose,

I was picking him up,

How????

he JUMPED up and threw his head back

Kids smh....

right into my nose, and it went ker splat

What about the bone marrow @Doc from with in the bones

broke my fingers on a dirt bike, the front tire had a leak, we didnt notice THAT

until I tried to take a turn

Rippp

bike went out from under me, and I broke 2 fingers, a thumb and sliced one open

Is a hot dog a sandwich or a taco

its a burger

It's actually intercourse

No random videos

Delete before mod sees

I only broke one thing in my life and that was my noise when I got jumped by a bunch of Turks because I talked to one of their women and then I was racist for ignoring this same women that they claimed I was talking to which resulted in my in a 6 vs 1 fight

Wow

Turks always go 100 v 1

Did they have schmitars😶

No I am Texan but I did live in Germany for 3 years

Germans are hot

Should I vote for trump?

The girls at least

They German government made me go to court and testify against the Turks too

I don't want to come off as a racist, but literally every Turk I've met or know of are losers

ffs

Turks are awesome

When they aren't traditional

i know there are good ones

Return Constantinople to Greece

The ones in Germany for sure the ones in America I never had problems with them

but the ones at my school are usually some of the most annoying people i've ever met

#GivebackConstantinople2020

German Turks are......... just very very different lol

It's treason then....

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Yep

Just ask China

I choke two of them out and broke the face of on of the women that was trying to rip my eyes out while the other 3 were kicking me on the side and trying to pry my arms off the necks of the two I was choking