Message from @Chuck Norris' beard🇮🇱

Discord ID: 771068843333910568


2020-10-28 17:50:18 UTC  

broke my nose

2020-10-28 17:50:20 UTC  

3 fingers

2020-10-28 17:50:27 UTC  

bruised my knee

2020-10-28 17:50:36 UTC  

and my ankles are popping with every step

2020-10-28 17:50:36 UTC  

Kicking what exactly?

2020-10-28 17:50:41 UTC  

lmao

2020-10-28 17:50:49 UTC  

just trying to focus pain on my foot

2020-10-28 17:50:54 UTC  

just a wall

2020-10-28 17:51:03 UTC  

I thought it was Pickled children in Soviet Union

2020-10-28 17:51:05 UTC  

Damn

2020-10-28 17:51:17 UTC  

Did you get into a fight

2020-10-28 17:51:21 UTC  

@AMERICANFREEDOM [CEO OF FREEDOM] WTH HAVE YOU BEEN DOING???

2020-10-28 17:51:30 UTC  

no fight,

2020-10-28 17:51:36 UTC  

hmmm good question

2020-10-28 17:51:36 UTC  

Not if you pickle them to the point you can eat the bones too

2020-10-28 17:51:37 UTC  

Stop hurting ur self! I prefer you intact.

2020-10-28 17:51:48 UTC  

my little 1st grade brother broke my nose,

2020-10-28 17:51:54 UTC  

I was picking him up,

2020-10-28 17:51:56 UTC  

How????

2020-10-28 17:52:03 UTC  

he JUMPED up and threw his head back

2020-10-28 17:52:18 UTC  

Kids smh....

2020-10-28 17:52:18 UTC  

right into my nose, and it went ker splat

2020-10-28 17:52:33 UTC  

What about the bone marrow @Doc from with in the bones

2020-10-28 17:52:44 UTC  

broke my fingers on a dirt bike, the front tire had a leak, we didnt notice THAT

2020-10-28 17:52:48 UTC  

until I tried to take a turn

2020-10-28 17:52:56 UTC  

Rippp

2020-10-28 17:53:05 UTC  

bike went out from under me, and I broke 2 fingers, a thumb and sliced one open

2020-10-28 17:53:08 UTC  

Is a hot dog a sandwich or a taco

2020-10-28 17:53:17 UTC  

its a burger

2020-10-28 17:53:46 UTC  

It's actually intercourse

2020-10-28 17:53:49 UTC  

No random videos

2020-10-28 17:53:57 UTC  

Delete before mod sees

2020-10-28 17:54:35 UTC  

I only broke one thing in my life and that was my noise when I got jumped by a bunch of Turks because I talked to one of their women and then I was racist for ignoring this same women that they claimed I was talking to which resulted in my in a 6 vs 1 fight

2020-10-28 17:54:53 UTC  

Wow

2020-10-28 17:55:14 UTC  

Turks always go 100 v 1

2020-10-28 17:55:14 UTC  

Did they have schmitars😶

2020-10-28 17:55:27 UTC  

No I am Texan but I did live in Germany for 3 years

2020-10-28 17:56:04 UTC  

Germans are hot

2020-10-28 17:56:06 UTC  

Should I vote for trump?

2020-10-28 17:56:11 UTC  

The girls at least

2020-10-28 17:56:16 UTC  

They German government made me go to court and testify against the Turks too