Message from @Chuck Norris' beard🇮🇱

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2020-10-28 17:52:44 UTC  

broke my fingers on a dirt bike, the front tire had a leak, we didnt notice THAT

2020-10-28 17:52:48 UTC  

until I tried to take a turn

2020-10-28 17:52:56 UTC  

Rippp

2020-10-28 17:53:05 UTC  

bike went out from under me, and I broke 2 fingers, a thumb and sliced one open

2020-10-28 17:53:08 UTC  

Is a hot dog a sandwich or a taco

2020-10-28 17:53:17 UTC  

its a burger

2020-10-28 17:53:46 UTC  

It's actually intercourse

2020-10-28 17:53:49 UTC  

No random videos

2020-10-28 17:53:57 UTC  

Delete before mod sees

2020-10-28 17:54:35 UTC  

I only broke one thing in my life and that was my noise when I got jumped by a bunch of Turks because I talked to one of their women and then I was racist for ignoring this same women that they claimed I was talking to which resulted in my in a 6 vs 1 fight

2020-10-28 17:54:53 UTC  

Wow

2020-10-28 17:55:14 UTC  

Turks always go 100 v 1

2020-10-28 17:55:14 UTC  

Did they have schmitars😶

2020-10-28 17:55:27 UTC  

No I am Texan but I did live in Germany for 3 years

2020-10-28 17:56:04 UTC  

Germans are hot

2020-10-28 17:56:06 UTC  

Should I vote for trump?

2020-10-28 17:56:11 UTC  

The girls at least

2020-10-28 17:56:16 UTC  

They German government made me go to court and testify against the Turks too

2020-10-28 17:56:23 UTC  

I don't want to come off as a racist, but literally every Turk I've met or know of are losers

2020-10-28 17:56:25 UTC  

ffs

2020-10-28 17:56:32 UTC  

Turks are awesome

2020-10-28 17:56:39 UTC  

When they aren't traditional

2020-10-28 17:56:43 UTC  

i know there are good ones

2020-10-28 17:56:45 UTC  

Return Constantinople to Greece

2020-10-28 17:56:52 UTC  

The ones in Germany for sure the ones in America I never had problems with them

2020-10-28 17:57:03 UTC  

but the ones at my school are usually some of the most annoying people i've ever met

2020-10-28 17:57:04 UTC  

#GivebackConstantinople2020

2020-10-28 17:57:17 UTC  

German Turks are......... just very very different lol

2020-10-28 17:57:26 UTC  

It's treason then....

2020-10-28 17:57:39 UTC  

<:dogekek:726878872607653918>

2020-10-28 17:58:05 UTC  

Yep

2020-10-28 17:58:32 UTC  

Just ask China

2020-10-28 17:58:40 UTC  

I choke two of them out and broke the face of on of the women that was trying to rip my eyes out while the other 3 were kicking me on the side and trying to pry my arms off the necks of the two I was choking

2020-10-28 17:58:51 UTC  

I mean wasn't the ottoman empire remnants of Islam after the crusades?

2020-10-28 17:59:00 UTC  

Not really sort of

2020-10-28 17:59:07 UTC  

So ya it was the first time I ever hit a women

2020-10-28 17:59:08 UTC  

The ottomans are actually really interesting

2020-10-28 17:59:14 UTC  

they came from way further east

2020-10-28 17:59:25 UTC  

I believe they originated east of India

2020-10-28 17:59:32 UTC  

Like Corinth iirc

2020-10-28 17:59:33 UTC  

and migrated across the Middle East