Or....u can just become hunter biden and sell crack

finding a valuable artifact is kinda difficult no?

I started a bike courier service while in college, it was super easy to start. No big costs (I estimated low income from it so I didn’t have to play a lot up front)

crack is illegal here i dont want "being in jail" on my record

"Yo, you want some some turnips? Come to 335 23rd Street and meet me in front of the little house with the white picket fence. I got a whole box in stock."

> finding a valuable artifact is kinda difficult no?
@Chill Teddy ofc but it's worth it

> crack is illegal here i dont want "being in jail" on my record
@Chill Teddy i was being sarcastic...😳

But being in jail is the communist utopia. all your needs provided for you, no work required.

> But being in jail is the communist utopia. all your needs provided for you, no work required.
@Arkayde literally

"bUt FrEeDoM"

“I would pay $20 just to look at 10 millions dollars” or something like that
-John mulaney

im used to having discussions with democrats who will say the same thing and actually mean it

mb

Yo....now wtaf nah bruh u gotta be kidding lmfao

> "Yo, you want some some turnips? Come to 335 23rd Street and meet me in front of the little house with the white picket fence. I got a whole box in stock."
@dastenhero turnips aren’t worth it

yes thats a joke

lol

Um...no, you still work in prison.

The living conditions in American prisons is better than the living conditions in Cuban society. Cubans sneak into Guantanamo Bay.

i did have a democrat tell me to file for unemployment when i lost my job

> The living conditions in American prisons is better than the living conditions in Cuban society. Cubans sneak into Guantanamo Bay.
@Arkayde Jesus...

like no thanks. i have some pride left in my tank

i dont want government assistance

Well you pay taxes, that’s kind of what the government is for. You’re just getting some of that back

My wife went on unemployment.

im 19 but i do have a few years experience in the workforce
just gotta find a job that will give me an opportunity

But she was making more than I was while I was still working. That’s not right

Nothing wrong with help if you need it.

yeah call me hard headed i just dont believe in taking government assistance
nothing with with it when people need it
i just wont

You can’t incentivize people to be lazy

not at all

nothing wrong with government assistance when someone needs it

THIS IS THE GAYBOURHOOD

i just dont need it

@SpaceDandyJoestarGG It wasn’t till you showed up. zing

> THIS IS THE GAYBOURHOOD
@SpaceDandyJoestarGG looks like I gotta move then

i have a million and one opportunities
i dont need gov assistance

lol

God bless 'Murica

I'm watching a video of a lady who's just screaming

She said this is the gaybourhood