You did that too lol

restaurants are easy mode they usually have a remote nearby

but stores with those "your order is processing" screens?

Or just subtly reduce the volume

nobody has ANY idea where the remote is

I would feel bad for those underpaid employees though

>feeling bad for people
lmao

I never actually just did it to fuck with people, it was mostly either for volume control

oh shit my chinkshit is getting tracking updates again

finally

@Matthew does your scam clothing tracking work?

Hell no @Julian

same 😔

I had a little tiny bit of hope it would go through

Not sure if that's a good deal or not : https://www.banggood.com/NEJE-DK-8-KZ-1000mW-Blue-Violet-Laser-Engraving-Machine-Mini-Desktop-DIY-Engraver-Protective-Panel-p-1326301.html

45$ feels quite a bit low for something like that

those laser engravers are a big meme

also it's 63,14€ for me <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

??

ah

it's email link

Ah, maybe

you need to have the special email link so they set a goy cookie

then it works

Well 23€ rebate for a cookie is a fair trade to me

But well, that is if this thing is decent enough

first you need an actual pair of laser safety googles

if you don't want to lose your eyes

no idea if there's any legit chink ones for sale

Pretty much sure I can fetch those from one of my friends who work in labs

if you have that sorted you can probably engrave wood with it

Though since I'm a bit paranoid I'll probably just put the device in another room when using it

yeah that works too

basically they operate like a regular printer, just going left to right one line at a time

and sometimes they're not the greatest and you'll just get some empty space between each line

also if you look closely at the images

you can notice it's actually just two gutted optical drives

for the mechanics

So it's recycling, how kind of Chinks to reduce my carbon footprint even when I buy shit on the internets <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>