@Matthew why you carry a tv remote everywhere

^

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@Matthew that a mini box cutter on your keys?

Yep

cute

It's so nice to have

My old redmi note 4 had an ir emitter so I didn't have to carry a remote lol

I keep a mini victorinox on my keys

My LG G4 had one too. It was nice @foxhunt

Epic trolling at restaurants to change channels and shit

You did that too lol

restaurants are easy mode they usually have a remote nearby

but stores with those "your order is processing" screens?

Or just subtly reduce the volume

nobody has ANY idea where the remote is

I would feel bad for those underpaid employees though

>feeling bad for people
lmao

I never actually just did it to fuck with people, it was mostly either for volume control

oh shit my chinkshit is getting tracking updates again

finally

@Matthew does your scam clothing tracking work?

Hell no @Julian

same 😔

I had a little tiny bit of hope it would go through

Not sure if that's a good deal or not : https://www.banggood.com/NEJE-DK-8-KZ-1000mW-Blue-Violet-Laser-Engraving-Machine-Mini-Desktop-DIY-Engraver-Protective-Panel-p-1326301.html

45$ feels quite a bit low for something like that

those laser engravers are a big meme

also it's 63,14€ for me <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

??

ah

it's email link

Ah, maybe

you need to have the special email link so they set a goy cookie

then it works

Well 23€ rebate for a cookie is a fair trade to me

But well, that is if this thing is decent enough

first you need an actual pair of laser safety googles

if you don't want to lose your eyes