How about you fuck yourself matt.

Man, after using dual moniters at work I kind of want it for home

🔥

But I have no real use for that

It's called the bill of rights, not the bill of real uses.

Like it might be useful if I ever get into weaving and crocheting.

But there's no good software to pirate and the few good ones are way over priced and no one wants to help pirate it because all these people know eachother. Its horrible.

...There's Crochet software?

Yeah, ask your wife about it

It's pretty much an excel program

I don't have a wife.

You've been slipping as of late, first time in a while you denied your life partner you're having a baby with isn't a wife.

>having sex out of marriage

For you, you could have just stopped at >having sex

have fun in hell

Youre a chronic weeb, do you have your moniters set up so one is facing you an another is off to the side or are they both at an angle?

vanilla coke

?

Yeah, I wanted to give it a try

It's not nearly as good as Orange Vanilla

nice

had this yesterday

It's like sprite but good

I dont even know when sprite went to shit

Or I just stopped liking it after not drinking for a long time

When you developed an adult's taste palette

I dunno but it just seems like it tastes way differently than it used to

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But yeah, this is pretty ok

ive got my main monitor on my desk and a smaller one on a shelf to my left

Another nosebleed?

Yeeeup

pretty mild one this time tho

Poor dear.

Also can you imagine the type of scum bag who gifts a ukulele at a baby shower?

Anyone who gives a toy that makes noise is evil.

It's not even born yet

The fuck does it need a ukulele for