I don't have a wife.

You've been slipping as of late, first time in a while you denied your life partner you're having a baby with isn't a wife.

>having sex out of marriage

For you, you could have just stopped at >having sex

have fun in hell

Youre a chronic weeb, do you have your moniters set up so one is facing you an another is off to the side or are they both at an angle?

vanilla coke

?

Yeah, I wanted to give it a try

It's not nearly as good as Orange Vanilla

nice

had this yesterday

It's like sprite but good

I dont even know when sprite went to shit

Or I just stopped liking it after not drinking for a long time

When you developed an adult's taste palette

I dunno but it just seems like it tastes way differently than it used to

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But yeah, this is pretty ok

ive got my main monitor on my desk and a smaller one on a shelf to my left

Another nosebleed?

Yeeeup

pretty mild one this time tho

Poor dear.

Also can you imagine the type of scum bag who gifts a ukulele at a baby shower?

Anyone who gives a toy that makes noise is evil.

It's not even born yet

The fuck does it need a ukulele for

why wouldnt you get him a sound box

man

i cant be asssed to find that link

gifts for like the first 3-4 years should be given to the parents rather than the child

matt ill buy him tickets to the philidelphia zoo

Don't you think they've smelled enough shit ?

Money is always good, people who debate this are simply insecure about thier own likely shitty gifts

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>John "give em cash" Frum

But he's right, tho