Cash is the best gift literally 99.99% of the time

yeah true

Cash = I respect your time
Gift cards = I don't trust you with money
Anything else = I think I know what you want better than you do

>mfw matts dunking on the csg baby onesie with johnfrum on the back i was gunna mail him

What seller did you find that would print a wino on the back of a onesie

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Poor John.

Sometimes I worry these bantz hurt him.

I mean, not enough to stop doing it, but still.

That bant didn't even make sense.

i have you matt to stop us if we go too far

@Pawp thanks, have a feet Pic

😘

NO

STOP

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FOOT FETISHISTS ARE THE WORST

MODS

There's nothing sexual about it smh

Also do the custom printing services just take money and then you email an update?

i ordered custom business cards

they took like

2 days to print and ship

I'm getting custom stickers of Freddy Freaker made

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wat

I still need a portrait of the cat in place of Ivan the terrible cradling his son.

It might be on my laptop actually

Which has been dead for a while

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@Matthew have you thought of getting treatment for the nose bleeds?

it's painless even though the description of it sounds a little scary, and I haven't had any major nosebleed since, at most my tissue ends up slightly pink once in a few months

and it's literally just a walk in, get your nose veins burned in, walk out type of thing

You want to make him bankrupt?

a doctor dips a cotton swab in some type of acid and puts it on a few places in your nose

can't be more than $6000

fucking americans

$6000 for a cotton swab

Obsessed