Anyone who gives a toy that makes noise is evil.

It's not even born yet

The fuck does it need a ukulele for

why wouldnt you get him a sound box

man

i cant be asssed to find that link

gifts for like the first 3-4 years should be given to the parents rather than the child

matt ill buy him tickets to the philidelphia zoo

Don't you think they've smelled enough shit ?

Money is always good, people who debate this are simply insecure about thier own likely shitty gifts

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>John "give em cash" Frum

But he's right, tho

Cash is the best gift literally 99.99% of the time

yeah true

Cash = I respect your time
Gift cards = I don't trust you with money
Anything else = I think I know what you want better than you do

>mfw matts dunking on the csg baby onesie with johnfrum on the back i was gunna mail him

What seller did you find that would print a wino on the back of a onesie

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Poor John.

Sometimes I worry these bantz hurt him.

I mean, not enough to stop doing it, but still.

That bant didn't even make sense.

i have you matt to stop us if we go too far

@Pawp thanks, have a feet Pic

😘

NO

STOP

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FOOT FETISHISTS ARE THE WORST

MODS

There's nothing sexual about it smh

Also do the custom printing services just take money and then you email an update?

i ordered custom business cards

they took like

2 days to print and ship

I'm getting custom stickers of Freddy Freaker made

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wat

I still need a portrait of the cat in place of Ivan the terrible cradling his son.

It might be on my laptop actually