that's true

We buried him on his bed. He was a good dog. An asshole, but a good dog.

Guys I looked up the snapping turtle thing?
My dad wasn't making it up

lol show us

According to Reddit, it can take like
Five hours for the snapping to stop

amazing how that works

Science

(my phone has no auto cropping thing)

This is quite disturbing lol

Yeah, no lie

yeah that's weird

Like I hate this

So I'm glad I put a bullet in my pupper's head instead of chopping it off.

Apparently mammals are different

one time on youtube I saw a pelican eating a seagull

Oh! I Saw that video!!!!

it kept trying to drown it so it would be easier to swallow

Like wth!!!

I know right

With humans the brain can remain active for a few seconds after it's been cut off

Yeah but that's only a few seconds of absolute horror. I can deal with that.

You'd be sitting there like, "OMG WTH WTH WTH HOLY COW IT'S TRUE! IT'S SO TRUE! THIS IS -" and then that's it.

I wonder if everything slows down, so it feels longer

Nooooo please don't put that thought in my mind.

ahh ok

If you call out the name of the person who had their head cut off their facial muscles will twitch

really?

^ what how why who told you this and how do they know and why would they know

This was discovered by a monk in the middle ages

*"I'm a writer for Walking Dead"*

a monk of all people?

I am willing to donate my head for evidence.

Yes

Same

So long as I get it back.

During a public execution

seeing that happen would send chills through me, like seeing the eyes in a painting follow you etc

We've gone from goldfish to public beheadings.

haha

Also also also....i did this last night on accident....and I want to know I'm not crazy.