Like wth!!!

I know right

With humans the brain can remain active for a few seconds after it's been cut off

Yeah but that's only a few seconds of absolute horror. I can deal with that.

You'd be sitting there like, "OMG WTH WTH WTH HOLY COW IT'S TRUE! IT'S SO TRUE! THIS IS -" and then that's it.

I wonder if everything slows down, so it feels longer

Nooooo please don't put that thought in my mind.

ahh ok

If you call out the name of the person who had their head cut off their facial muscles will twitch

really?

^ what how why who told you this and how do they know and why would they know

This was discovered by a monk in the middle ages

*"I'm a writer for Walking Dead"*

a monk of all people?

I am willing to donate my head for evidence.

Yes

Same

So long as I get it back.

During a public execution

seeing that happen would send chills through me, like seeing the eyes in a painting follow you etc

We've gone from goldfish to public beheadings.

haha

Also also also....i did this last night on accident....and I want to know I'm not crazy.

It's true

Have you ever stared at the mirror so long that you looked unfamiliar?

Like, the reflection looking back at you seemed like someone else entirely?

It freaked me the heck out. I was trying to get a pimple.

not really, but if my reflection starting doing it's own thing I'd be scared

Well yeah, I was staring at it and thought it would seriously do its own thing.

Oh heya happy halloween y’all

It seemed like a completely different entity, I didn't recognize it.

Hi Ryan. We're talking about goldfish and beheadings. Welcome.

like saying "I got dirt on Hillary Clinton 3 times in the mirror"

Don't ever do that.

I promise someone will come out of the towel closet and make you hang yourself.

100%

Can verify

Oooh nice some goldfish beheading—an appropriate discussion on Halloween

Epstein didn't kill himself

Epstein totally killed himself. Using someone else's hands to beat himself to death.

Yeah I'll come out of your closet wearing this mask