Message from @dastenhero

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2020-10-31 08:33:38 UTC  

Oh dannng

2020-10-31 08:33:45 UTC  

> Duuuude I came across a HUGE snapper turtle. Like 18" shell in diameter. Tried to keep it until we found out they were actually supposed to be killed on sight in our county.
@JohnsMyth why is that?

2020-10-31 08:33:49 UTC  

Snapping turtles suck

2020-10-31 08:33:58 UTC  

Yes snapping turtles are nothing to be messed with you can lose a finger so quickly

2020-10-31 08:33:59 UTC  

They destroy everything

2020-10-31 08:34:08 UTC  

I'd also add that the goldfish I had could recognize people

2020-10-31 08:34:14 UTC  

just cos they have good comebacks doesn't mean they don't have feelings

2020-10-31 08:34:23 UTC  

@Dante they were overpopulating and eating up everything, as well as killing people's pets. So for like a solid year there was a hit out on snapper turtles.

2020-10-31 08:34:31 UTC  

PFFT

2020-10-31 08:34:32 UTC  

that sucks

2020-10-31 08:34:32 UTC  

I believe they were also considered an invasive species?

2020-10-31 08:34:38 UTC  

I basically live near a forest so it's very common for wildlife to just be on my front lawn

2020-10-31 08:34:40 UTC  

"FIFI!!"

2020-10-31 08:34:49 UTC  

Dunno, but my friend's uncle found one that barely fit in his truck bed after he killed it.

2020-10-31 08:34:54 UTC  

well turtle soup anyone? 🥣

2020-10-31 08:34:57 UTC  

They were enormous, and extremely dangerous.

2020-10-31 08:35:08 UTC  

*Dog sounds as Fifi is dragged off by a snapping turtle*

2020-10-31 08:35:09 UTC  

They can grow to 6’

2020-10-31 08:35:22 UTC  

and they breed that quickly huh?

2020-10-31 08:35:34 UTC  

I think they spent a long time breeding and all came out at once.

2020-10-31 08:35:36 UTC  

I hate that

2020-10-31 08:35:43 UTC  

ah ok

2020-10-31 08:35:53 UTC  

Their heads can stay animated for long periods of time too

2020-10-31 08:35:53 UTC  

But yeah, snapper soup was a thing for a while, and it wasn't half bad.

2020-10-31 08:36:02 UTC  

haha ok

2020-10-31 08:36:11 UTC  

My (grandfather?) Once killed one that had a head that kept snapping for literal hours

2020-10-31 08:36:18 UTC  

Sheesh

2020-10-31 08:36:26 UTC  

well we are the human race, we've killed things off before and we can do it again!

2020-10-31 08:36:32 UTC  

here here!

2020-10-31 08:36:47 UTC  

It was still looking around and snapping late in the afternoon. That story always gave me the creeps as a kid

2020-10-31 08:36:57 UTC  

Like it apparently watched them make it into a soup

2020-10-31 08:37:07 UTC  

Granted, this is my dad's story but

2020-10-31 08:37:07 UTC  

ehhhh

2020-10-31 08:37:28 UTC  

Anyone else handing out sugarless gummy bears today

2020-10-31 08:37:29 UTC  

(My dad has been known to exaggerate)

2020-10-31 08:37:44 UTC  

Same with snakes. Even after death, the muscle reaction to snap at whatever touches them is still there. Watched a dead snake moving for over an hour, and every time we poked it, it would snap. Which was difficult since we shot the head off.

2020-10-31 08:38:23 UTC  

I can verify that dogs don't do the same.

2020-10-31 08:38:38 UTC  

My family poodle of 16 years.....oh my goodness.....

2020-10-31 08:38:39 UTC  

how can you verify this? please elaborate

2020-10-31 08:39:15 UTC  

We had to put him down. He couldn't breathe. He was panting and panting night after night, his lungs were just done. Drove him out to the desert. Normally when you put him down, he'd scratch at you to carry him again.

2020-10-31 08:39:29 UTC  

This time, we put him down on a dune, moonlight and stars and everything, and he just sat there staring out.