Message from @roen
Discord ID: 633810591936544777
I will update you all with this latest failure
Does she make them into meatsquares instead?
She always finds new and creative ways to fuck up simple things
>"I should find a boyfriend!"
>ends up with me
It's not like his mommy's cooking
That's a failure in itself
John is getting to be O B S E S S E D with my mother's cooking, and I'm becoming afraid.
Second mistake was getting preggo with your goblin seed
<:alismirk:230784726615588865> It's okay, her parents are rich.
I'm just sure that the best eggplant parm did not come from her.
he has a gf ban him
There's too many variables
John is going to find your mum and politely ask her to cook him an aubergine parm
sure it can
have you even used 4chan
How old are you
im 12
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@roen he only browses the /r9gay/ threads, he's a discord mod
tfw one of the oldest members of this server
They were sliced into circles and not ovals right?
She accidentally flattened them making hamburgers instead
God, John, you're pitiful
You can't even figure out how to slice the eggplant?
How many days has he been going on about the aubergine parm for now?
Like, 4 now
I was going to make it the night of but realized all the grocery stores were closed. Then I commited to bringing it to a work gathering this Saturday
Wait
John goes to work gatherings?
Since when is he a social creature?
Since there was an open bar.
I don't drink in public
AA meetings have snacks, not meals
It's better to drink in public than it is to drink alone dear
Like I'm going to trust the twat who unironically says 'aubergine'
Imagine calling it a fucking eggplant
"Washing Up Liquid"
Next up you're going to call courgettes zucchinis