id still recommend a thinkpad but don't be like me and get something fairly modern

I'll be the memester that recommends getting a tablet with a keyboard case

Because chances are you don't *really* need a full PC experience on the go

If they sold decent tabletop mounts so it can be like a collapsible PC in terms of layout I'd like that but they don't.

gf is working hard downstairs to make meatballs, and I can't wait to see how wretched they turn out

I will update you all with this latest failure

Does she make them into meatsquares instead?

She always finds new and creative ways to fuck up simple things

>"I should find a boyfriend!"
>ends up with me

It's not like his mommy's cooking

That's a failure in itself

John is getting to be O B S E S S E D with my mother's cooking, and I'm becoming afraid.

Second mistake was getting preggo with your goblin seed

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> It's okay, her parents are rich.

I'm just sure that the best eggplant parm did not come from her.

he has a gf ban him

There's too many variables

John is going to find your mum and politely ask her to cook him an aubergine parm

@roen can't all be angry incels

sure it can

have you even used 4chan

How old are you

im 12

<:unamused:549769370663125002>

@roen he only browses the /r9gay/ threads, he's a discord mod

based

tfw one of the oldest members of this server

They were sliced into circles and not ovals right?

She accidentally flattened them making hamburgers instead

God, John, you're pitiful

You can't even figure out how to slice the eggplant?

How many days has he been going on about the aubergine parm for now?

Like, 4 now

I was going to make it the night of but realized all the grocery stores were closed. Then I commited to bringing it to a work gathering this Saturday

Wait

John goes to work gatherings?

Since when is he a social creature?

Since there was an open bar.

I don't drink in public

@johnfrum AA meetings are not work gatherings

AA meetings have snacks, not meals