amazon pantry

never go outside again

fucking roasties, amirite

0,5l wine + 0,5l strongbow and i am nearly done

that ll do it for 2 months at least

you won't believe how lightweight I actually am

Im drunk as @transience

I had one strongbow and thought I could act normal

then I went into the kitchen and started spilling and dropping shit all over

in front of my dad

gain some weight maybe

then started laughing for no reason

I got out of there fast

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being so light a breeze can blow you over and you're scared to go outside when it's windy is a problem

unless you're legitimately 4'11

^

actually 170

makes it even worse imo

tru

just eat 5000 calories a day for a few weeks and you'll stop being lightweight

just came to realise I've been having a fosters or strongbow almost daily for two months and I've barely even been /out/ in my 3 months of post-school neetdom <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

but that's because no one will even hire me as soon as they see a forinner name on my cv

plus I'm starting to exhaust all the bookmaker offers

I see rainy days ahead <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

you're going to uni lad, look on the bright side

lots of thots who can manhandle you and lift you overhead

bright days ahead

I'm gonna try and get a pajeet tier job or something

need a more stable way to finance my alcoholism <:thonk:288060975775612929>

plus I think uni and the gubbermint will be giving me 2500 just for being a poorfag

please blow all of it on freshers week

r8 my battlestation

if you don't have nearly as much, it means you're a poorfag!

dappleface/10

Evan as a rich fag no

Btw @Deleted User dappleface / 10 means 2

since when did private school richboys become r9k tier

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>4 apple watches with one of them being the $10000 gold one

Why tho