Message from @JHWH

Discord ID: 349652722623971348


2017-08-22 20:23:30 UTC  

out of his studio yeah

2017-08-22 20:23:44 UTC  

wouldnt it be easier to just pay the 90 bucks

2017-08-22 20:23:58 UTC  

it's not just that, he's saying he can't order with express shipping now

2017-08-22 20:24:07 UTC  

and scaling back on chink shit reviews

2017-08-22 20:24:23 UTC  

he must be rushing it with maximum shipping speed and flagging up customs

2017-08-22 20:28:13 UTC  

i get you now

2017-08-22 20:28:18 UTC  

thats ridiculous]

2017-08-22 20:29:19 UTC  

always wondered how he was reviewing things like the Mi6 on release day pretty much

2017-08-22 20:30:24 UTC  

xiaomi should just expand to the west

2017-08-22 20:31:30 UTC  

@transience went out and had a strongbow, its fucking weak

2017-08-22 20:31:39 UTC  

they're working with google to release a phone

2017-08-22 20:31:46 UTC  

really? thats sick

2017-08-22 20:31:49 UTC  

it is pucci shit I admit

2017-08-22 20:31:56 UTC  

gonna get caipirinha now, here is to hoping i dont post todazy anymore

2017-08-22 20:32:46 UTC  

but when you're a literal lightweight, your options are limited while drinking in the same house as your parents <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2017-08-22 20:33:37 UTC  

i went /out/, not sure if it was a good idea

2017-08-22 20:33:52 UTC  

amazon pantry

2017-08-22 20:33:55 UTC  

never go outside again

2017-08-22 20:34:14 UTC  

fucking roasties, amirite

2017-08-22 20:34:48 UTC  

0,5l wine + 0,5l strongbow and i am nearly done

2017-08-22 20:35:05 UTC  

that ll do it for 2 months at least

2017-08-22 20:35:33 UTC  

you won't believe how lightweight I actually am

2017-08-22 20:35:36 UTC  

Im drunk as @transience

2017-08-22 20:35:41 UTC  

I had one strongbow and thought I could act normal

2017-08-22 20:35:52 UTC  

then I went into the kitchen and started spilling and dropping shit all over

2017-08-22 20:35:55 UTC  

in front of my dad

2017-08-22 20:35:56 UTC  

gain some weight maybe

2017-08-22 20:36:04 UTC  

then started laughing for no reason

2017-08-22 20:36:09 UTC  

I got out of there fast

2017-08-22 20:36:13 UTC  

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2017-08-22 20:36:29 UTC  

being so light a breeze can blow you over and you're scared to go outside when it's windy is a problem

2017-08-22 20:36:35 UTC  

unless you're legitimately 4'11

2017-08-22 20:36:35 UTC  

^

2017-08-22 20:36:42 UTC  

actually 170

2017-08-22 20:36:54 UTC  

makes it even worse imo

2017-08-22 20:36:58 UTC  

tru

2017-08-22 20:37:13 UTC  

just eat 5000 calories a day for a few weeks and you'll stop being lightweight

2017-08-22 20:39:00 UTC  

just came to realise I've been having a fosters or strongbow almost daily for two months and I've barely even been /out/ in my 3 months of post-school neetdom <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2017-08-22 20:39:36 UTC  

but that's because no one will even hire me as soon as they see a forinner name on my cv

2017-08-22 20:40:26 UTC  

plus I'm starting to exhaust all the bookmaker offers

2017-08-22 20:40:33 UTC  

I see rainy days ahead <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>