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They cant fly

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And cant move fast

So they find creatures to lacht on to to create new hives or homes or what ever

I like watching woodlice

And will useally find the ear or arm pit or lower legs to lacht on to

I googled it 4 u

To not be found

Fake

Bruh thats fake

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You can shut the fuck up bud you live in the city and have no experiance

But i don't

They kinda make neat little pets actually

Ask a fucking exterminator or bug expert theyll tell you

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NO

Dude

I once got the snot scared of me by a carpenter bee, I killed it dead, and felt bad for it afterwards

You have the nice ear wings if they look like the ones in the google photo

we have the ones from hell

That are 3 inchs long

Are u thinking of another bug

I feel like I default am grossed out by bugs, but when I take a moment to actually like 'look' at one, they are usually fine or even cute.

And half of there bodys are pinchers

I love bugs

They are litteraly earwings

I've loved bugs since i was like 4

I don't love bugs

My first memory is seeing a butterfly on a leaf

but more buggies fo you then

I love bugs to but here in colorado we have freaky stuff

And not even like other state freaky stuff

Like mutant alien parasitic earwigs apparently

TRUMP AFTER BEATING SOMEONE IN A GAME OF CHESS: "I KILLED YOU!"

Fox: "TRUMP ALLEGEDLY KILLS A WOMAN AFTER PLAYING CHESS!"
NBC: ""TRUMP ALLEGEDLY KILLS A WOMAN AFTER PLAYING CHESS!"
CNN: "TRUMP KILLS A WOMAN WITH A CHESS TABLE, FLYS OVER TO HER PARENTS HOUSE, KILLS THEM TOO, THEN TRANSFORMS INTO HULK!"

And that shit scares me

Nope dude thats not what I said

the invasive emerald beetles that killed my ash tree can die slowly

They lacth on to people and then will drop off to find mates

Wat