You can shut the fuck up bud you live in the city and have no experiance

But i don't

They kinda make neat little pets actually

Ask a fucking exterminator or bug expert theyll tell you

...

NO

Dude

I once got the snot scared of me by a carpenter bee, I killed it dead, and felt bad for it afterwards

You have the nice ear wings if they look like the ones in the google photo

we have the ones from hell

That are 3 inchs long

Are u thinking of another bug

I feel like I default am grossed out by bugs, but when I take a moment to actually like 'look' at one, they are usually fine or even cute.

And half of there bodys are pinchers

I love bugs

They are litteraly earwings

I've loved bugs since i was like 4

I don't love bugs

My first memory is seeing a butterfly on a leaf

but more buggies fo you then

I love bugs to but here in colorado we have freaky stuff

And not even like other state freaky stuff

Like mutant alien parasitic earwigs apparently

TRUMP AFTER BEATING SOMEONE IN A GAME OF CHESS: "I KILLED YOU!"

Fox: "TRUMP ALLEGEDLY KILLS A WOMAN AFTER PLAYING CHESS!"
NBC: ""TRUMP ALLEGEDLY KILLS A WOMAN AFTER PLAYING CHESS!"
CNN: "TRUMP KILLS A WOMAN WITH A CHESS TABLE, FLYS OVER TO HER PARENTS HOUSE, KILLS THEM TOO, THEN TRANSFORMS INTO HULK!"

And that shit scares me

Nope dude thats not what I said

the invasive emerald beetles that killed my ash tree can die slowly

They lacth on to people and then will drop off to find mates

Wat

don't hate on earwigs

hate on ticks

Their pincers are for defending themselves and fighting males

Anyways goober you city slicker you can shut up im done talking to you you clearly know nothing

Ur arguing with every article on the entire internet

On earwigs

some of which can cause ya to become allergic to meat and milk

Ur arguing litteraly every expert ive ever talked to

can you guys stop talking about insects, it reminds me of democrats..

Liberals have lost the plot.

Earwigologists

TRUMP AFTER BEATING SOMEONE IN A GAME OF CHESS: "I KILLED YOU!"

Fox: "TRUMP ALLEGEDLY KILLS A WOMAN AFTER PLAYING CHESS!"
NBC: ""TRUMP ALLEGEDLY KILLS A WOMAN AFTER PLAYING CHESS!"
CNN: "TRUMP KILLS A WOMAN WITH A CHESS TABLE, FLYS OVER TO HER PARENTS HOUSE, KILLS THEM TOO, THEN TRANSFORMS INTO HULK!"