Listen bud tell me how long youve lived in the most densely populated aera of earwings in the USA?

Earwigs are named for the wings on the females

An earwig climbed in my ear once. It was there for a few days, I thought I had gotten water stuck in my ear.

No

It left with no problems

But i am saying them intentionally going in ears is a myth

Nd they lay eggs under stones and logs

No daddy long legs arnt venomous and are good bois thosands of them live in our bushs and are very good bois

They do tho

TRUMP AFTER BEATING SOMEONE IN A GAME OF CHESS: "I KILLED YOU!"

They cant fly

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And cant move fast

So they find creatures to lacht on to to create new hives or homes or what ever

I like watching woodlice

And will useally find the ear or arm pit or lower legs to lacht on to

I googled it 4 u

To not be found

Fake

Bruh thats fake

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You can shut the fuck up bud you live in the city and have no experiance

But i don't

They kinda make neat little pets actually

Ask a fucking exterminator or bug expert theyll tell you

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NO

Dude

I once got the snot scared of me by a carpenter bee, I killed it dead, and felt bad for it afterwards

You have the nice ear wings if they look like the ones in the google photo

we have the ones from hell

That are 3 inchs long

Are u thinking of another bug

I feel like I default am grossed out by bugs, but when I take a moment to actually like 'look' at one, they are usually fine or even cute.

And half of there bodys are pinchers

I love bugs

They are litteraly earwings

I've loved bugs since i was like 4

I don't love bugs

My first memory is seeing a butterfly on a leaf

but more buggies fo you then